Humor Web Humor 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Share PINTEREST Email Print Via Pleated-Jeans. Humor Memes Holiday Humor By Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed. Learn about our Editorial Process Updated on 05/24/19 01 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Pleated-Jeans. Mmmm, I love the smell of colon! Wait. What? I think she meant "cologne." but that's none of my business. Hey, we're all human, and in spite of our best efforts, sometimes spelling mistakes happen. Nobody's perfect. Most of the time, your average typo or misspelling doesn't really amount to much, but sometimes when you use Twitter, those mistakes can come back to haunt you like the lingering odor of a man's colon. The following twenty Twitter users really need to get unhooked on phonics... and maybe pick up a book from time to time. Any book will do! Take a look through the gallery to laugh, and cringe, at some truly hilarious misspelled tweets. 02 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via ThePoke. Did you mean "vicariously?" Because vicariously means when you enjoy the participation of an activity through someone else. Bi-curious does not mean vicarious... but it might make you more popular on Tinder. 03 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Uproxx. Lack toe intolerance. It's when you can't drink milk because you lack toes. Or something. 04 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Uproxx. Yeah, you bunch of alliteryte punks! Take that! This is almost the textbook definition of "ironic." 05 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via ThePoke. Or Barry the Hatchet will do what? What will Barry do? PLZ TELL ME. 06 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Pleated-Jeans. Barraco Barner, people. Leader of the Free World. Good old Rocky O'Bama. Wait a second! Is HE this Barry the Hatchet we've heard so much about? It's all becoming clear to me now. 07 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Reddit. You really only have to be concerned if your dairy air is full of cottage cheese. Otherwise, you're fine. 08 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Pleated-jeans. Defense magnesium? Sounds like something you'd get in a daily multivitamin. 09 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via HuffPost. Oh noes! Not the dreaded die of beaties! Somebody call Wilfred Brimley STAT. 10 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Twitter. Mmmm, delicious dog nuts. Nothing hits the spot like a big old box of dog nuts. *Cut to all the dogs crossing their legs defensively* 11 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Distractify. To each her own, but... that's really freaking gross, girlfriend. Also, if you can smell his colon when he's just walking by, maybe he needs to change his diet, or at least his pants.Maybe take a shower and give the undercarriage a bit of a scrub-a-dub-dub. Just a thought. Because gross. 12 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Pleated-Jeans. Don't be a snob, man. You're not too good for hammy downs.Hammy downs sound delicious! 13 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Reddit. Aw, she was trying to be clever. That's cute. Nice try, dear, but not quite. So close - you'll get 'em next time, I just know it! 14 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Twitter. First of all, why are you asking this to the Twittersphere? Secondly.... Sex without an organism? I think that's called masturbation, but don't quote me on that. I'm no scientist. 15 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via HuffPost. Oh, we'll be watching; you can count on that, you crazy diamond. We'll also be laughing. 16 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via The Poke. And they say McDonald's food isn't healthy! There's nothing as nutritious as a delicious seizure salad! Personally I like mine with a side of powdered dog nuts. 17 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Twitter. You sure told him! I'm sure Michael Strahan will be crying himself to sleep on his zillion-thread sheets tonight after reading that burn. He's very sensitive about his speech peppermint. 18 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via The Poke. I agree, those terraces must be stopped! Stop the terraces! They're always there, being all green and immobile and stuff. Down with terraces! 19 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Reddit. Tell that to the woman who just had quintuplets. 20 of 20 20 Totally Cringeworthy Misspelled Tweets Via Twitter. 80HD? Wow, that must make it really hard for you to concentrate. I have a mild case of WD40, myself.