10 Hilarious Fantasy Football Jokes

Fantasy football is serious business, especially when it comes to making jokes about your opponents. Whether you're gathered to draft players, watch a game on TV, or review the weekend's results, there are endless opportunities to razz your friends for cheering the wrong football team. These 10 jokes are perfect for making fun of your fantasy football pals. Feel free to change the team name as needed to score some trash talk points against your gridiron rivals.

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A Voice in the Darkness

Washington Redskins v Baltimore Ravens

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The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell into a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole, a voice returned, "The Washington Redskins are Super Bowl contenders."

Snow White thought to herself, "Thank goodness. At least Dopey's survived!"

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A Day at the Beach

What do you get if you see a New York Jets fan buried up to his neck in sand?

Get more sand!

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Whose Fault Is It?

Three Kansas City Chiefs fans were drowning their sorrows at a sports bar after the team lost yet again.

The first fan said, "I blame the coach. If he developed better plays, we'd be a great team."

The second fan nodded and replied, "I blame the players. They just don't try hard enough."

The third fan thought for a moment and then said, "I blame my mom and dad. If I've been born Boston, I'd be supporting a better team!"

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On the Bright Side

What do you call a New York Giants fan with half a brain?


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Kissin' Cousins

What do you get when you put a dozen fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers in one room?

A full set of teeth!

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In Mourning

Two Tennessee Titans fans are sitting in the stadium, an empty seat between them. 

The first fan, noticing the empty seat, turns to the second fan and asks, "Who on earth would want to miss a Titans game?"

The second fan replies, "That seat belonged to my late husband. We were season-ticket holders."

"How sad," the first says. "Can't you give the ticket to another friend or family member?"

"Can't," the other Titans fan says. "They're all at the funeral."

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Why did the Philadelphia Eagles players almost miss their flight to Minneapolis for the Super Bowl?

They were stuck on a broken escalator!

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No Way Out

You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry lion, and a fan of the Dallas Cowboys. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the Cowboys fan twice.

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Playing Possum

Why are the Dallas Cowboys like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Licking the Problem

Looks like the Seattle Seahawks have a bumper crop of new recruits. Do you know what each new player get on his Wonderlic test?