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19 of the Funniest Roller Coaster Pictures Ever Taken

Scared Coaster Kid — Reddit

By

Beverly Jenkins

Updated on 05/24/19

Let's face it, roller coasters pretty much exist because some people like their entertainment with a side of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) While thrill-seekers enjoy the feeling of plummeting towards the ground and watching their lives flash before their eyes, some people are just not that into roller coasters, but they'll still go on them to appease their family and friends.

The people in this gallery are those people. They don't want to be there, they're probably peeing their pants from fear, and they're saying it ALL with their freaked out, Oh-Hell-No facial expressions. We'd feel sorry for them if their awesome reaction shots weren't so darn funny!

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Maybe it's Maybelline... or Adrenaline?

Funny Coaster Face — Reddit

Maybe it's Maybelline... or adrenaline. My money's on the latter.

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Definitely Not Calm

Are We Going to Die? — Buzzfeed

"Sweet Jeebus, don't you all see that WE ARE GOING TO DIE right now?! How can you be so calm at a time like this??!"

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Parenting 101

Terrified Daughter on Coaster — Distractify

Parenting 101: If scaring the crap out of your kids in the name of fun is wrong, I don't know what's right.

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It's a Great Time for a Snack

Time for a Snack — WorldWideInterweb

Who decided an amusement park ride was a good time for a little snack? This guy!

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Scarring Your Daughter for Life

Scarring Your Daughter for Life — Imgur

Tickets to Six Flags: $100

Getting Face Painted: $10

Scarring Your Daughter for Life: Priceless.

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Why Is Dad So Calm?

Why Is Dad So Calm? — Pleated-Jeans

I don't care how calm dad seems, that kid is not having ANY of it.

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Can't Look

Sitting in the First Car on the Coaster — Reddit

Maybe sitting in the very first car in the coaster wasn't the best choice.

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Isn't This Fun, Kids!

Too Much Fun on the Coaster — BuzzFeed

Brace yourselves for FUN, kids!

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Making Deals With God

Deals With God — Cheezburger

This is the face of a kid who is making some serious deals with God right about now.

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Yes, Take Your Grandchildren to the Amusement Park

Take Your Grandchildren to the Amusement Park — BuzzFeed

Take your grandchildren to the amusement park, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

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Whatever You Do, Don't Tell Mom!

Don't Tell Mom! — WorldWideInterweb

"Let's not tell your mother about this, okay son?"

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Future Therapy Sessions

Scared Kid on Coaster — Imgur

Sooo, to whom should we send the bills for her future therapy sessions?

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Couple Memes

Scared Couple on Coaster — BuzzFeed

The couple that screams together, memes together?

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Lip Reading

Roller Coaster Mom — Distractify

I'm no lip reader, but I'm pretty sure I can make out what she is in the middle of saying. Hint: It rhymes with "Go Split."

Speaking of bad lip readings, have you seen these?

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First Seat May Not Be a Good Idea

Roller Coaster Screaming — Distractify

Again, maybe don't sit in the very first seat next time. Just a suggestion. But that's none of my business.

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Fun Dad

Windy Roller Coaster — Imgur

He's not just a regular dad, he's a fun dad.

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Roller Coaster Tinkle

Roller Coaster Tinkle — Distractify

Maybe she's not scared; maybe she just really has to tinkle.

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So Much Fun, Her Eyes Literally Bulged out

Log Freaked — BuzzFeed

It's not a good time until your eyes literally bulge out of their sockets. Woohoo, par-tay!

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Freaking. the Hell. out.

Roller Coaster wtf Kid — BuzzFeed

That awkward moment when your family tells you to pretend to be scared when they take your picture, but you're already freaking. the hell. out.

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