Humor Political Humor Unfortunate Hillary Clinton Quotes The Top 10 Hillary Clinton Gaffes Share PINTEREST Email Print Getty Images Political Humor Political Quotes Political Cartoons Political Jokes Political Memes Politicians By Daniel Kurtzman Daniel Kurtzman is a political journalist turned satirist. He has been widely cited as a political humor expert and authored two books on the subject. our editorial process Daniel Kurtzman Updated August 02, 2017 See Also:• Funniest Hillary Clinton Memes• Best Hillary Clinton Jokes• Funniest Bill Clinton Memes10. "I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian."9. "God bless the America we are trying to create."8. "We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word."7. “He ran a gas station down in St. Louis... No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.” –introducing a quote by Mahatma Gandhi6. “Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.” –on Bill Clinton’s bimbo eruptions5. “If I didn’t kick his ass every day, he wouldn’t be worth anything.” –on Bill Clinton4. "I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered before my husband was in public life."3. "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."2. "I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres — being a first-term senator." —on her presidential ambitions1. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."