Sexy Stocking Stuffers

Christmas and Holiday Gifts for 25 Dollars or Less

Once you've got all your big budget sex toy shopping out of the way the smart shopping begins. Whether it's the perfect stocking stuffer for your new lover, an (appropriate) sexual themed gag gift for the office Secret Santa, or a small reminder that the holidays aren't just about family-rated fun, here is a line-up of new and old favorites, all under $25.

Because good bargains never go out of style, you can see previous year's sex toy bargains by clicking "next" at the bottom of the page.

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The Prick Cushion

a beige stuffed penis made of felt like fabric, with pins sticking out of it.
abitabite
A sweet little gift for the crafter or sewer in your life, this Etsy shop offers pin cushions in both circumcised and uncircumcised styles. They have a uterus too! The product comes with a clear warning from the crafter: "Made for fun not fury." $16.50
a cylindar container with flat sticks, looks like a pencil holder with pencils sticking out of it.
Good Vibrations
Not to be confused with Pick Up Sticks, a game that usually produces more anxiety than arousal, this twist on truth or dare is played out with 50 sticks. On each stick one side prompts you to share a truth about sex, on the other side, a frisky dare. May or may not go well with egg nog. $14.95 More »
A book cover, title reads
She Bop
In truth the adult Mad Libs that are available have been somewhat disappointing to me. But ______ (noun) springs eternal. This edition features 21 original stories about all things gay pride related. $5 More »
a gold vibrator shaped like a bullet that has a colour tatto style illustration on it of a skull.
Rocks Off
Perfect for tattoo lovers and travelers, this three speed waterproof mini vibrator is available with a classic dagger or rose design. I'm not sure about the manufacturers claims of providing "breathtaking stimulation of your clitoris" (clitoris is neither included nor required) but I can think of about a dozen people I know who would love to have one of these handy for both aesthetic and kinesthetic reasons. $20 More »
a small glass bottle with a pump dispenser and the word uberlube on the bottle.
Uber Lube
Another great gift for the sexually active traveler, überlube is marketed as a lubricant, hair product, and anti-chafe treatment for runners, and it's great for all three. Available in durable and sleek glass bottles, with an easy to use pump dispenser and cool silver case. Not for use with silicone toys. $15 More »
four silver balls arranged in a circle.
The Stockroom
A set of four tiny magnetic balls that can be positioned with skin between them to create a unique stimulation (from mild to "heavy duty"). Ideal for nipples stimulation, but limited only by your imagination and desire for pleasure through pain. The magnets can be warmed under hot water or cooled in the refrigerator. $23 More »
two soft rubber mustaches, each has straps at the end to be put around the ears so it can be worn.
Good Vibrations
A fun idea that works much better as a joke than it does as a vibrator. A silicone-blend mustache vibrator that is meant to be worn during oral sex. The vibrator is mild and disappointingly disposable (it lasts for 30 minutes and the battery can't be replaced). Not to mention the annoying-ness of having a vibrating upper lip. Still, if there's an inside joke involving mustaches in your life (and isn't there one in everyone's life?) then this might be $14 worth of laughs. $14 More »
A box with a B&W photo of a man and woman on the cover and series of different colored envelopes.
Babeland
In case you haven't had enough of 50 Shades of Grey, Creative Labs has put together a kit inspired by the series only in so far as the sex play and romantic scenarios focus on dominance and submission. Secret envelopes give each partner instructions on what to do, with five levels of intensity, and color coded envelopes that define who is dominant and who is submissive on any given day. I feel like this should come with the same sort of caveat that the series itself should have come with. $14 More »
A tall brown plastic bottle with a black cap.
Come As You Are
Vibrators that talk, pasties with flashing lights, a monogrammed full leather body suit. These may be impressive and more than suggestive sexual gifts, but as long as you gift it like you mean it, there are few things that will produce as much joy and gratitude as a loving touch. This organic massage oil from lube maker Sliquid is a sweet way of saying I want to touch you now. $16 More »
a book cover with a photo of a womans body from belly to thighs, wearing black panties.
Taschen

This slang term was most recently revived by the infamous mayor of Toronto Rob Ford, who used it during a morning press conference (he was clarifying that he had not engaged in a particular sex act which, if taken literally, would amount to eating a cat). But whether it's a term you like or hate, it's hard to begrudge long time sex editor Dian Hanson the use of it on the cover of this cute little homage to the vulva. 192 pages, $10 More »

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tiny leather restraints called thumbcuffs that can go around the thumbs
Leatherbeaten
Sometimes a lot of restraint takes only a little effort. These adorable and functional miniature leather restraints designed to wrap around thumbs or big toes and turn even the most dexterous surprisingly immobile. Great for travel, and easy to hide away, when the cuff is unravelled it's not even clear to a casual observer that the present has any sexual relevance. Sometimes secrets can be sexy too. $24 More »
photo of the nice vibrator by toyfriends
Good Vibrations

A gentle and festive way to introduce your partner to a vibrator this single speed waterproof vibrator has a bright yellow silicone tip and a hard plastic base. It's a miniaturized version of the Toyfriend line of personality vibrators and offers just enough personality to be welcome at the holidays without competing for attention with your over bearing guests. $22 More »

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The Comfort of Queer Family Wisdom 2013 Calendar

elisha lim Comfort of Queer Family Wisdom calendar
Elisha Lim
This looks like the perfect gift for the queer and queer friendly folks in your life, I just ordered one for myself and one for a friend on the other side of the country. This illustrated calendar by artist Elisha Lim is, in her words, "the calendar that I'd wished I'd had: full of family trees and loving words to remind you that you belong. A lot of the advice is also for facing racism. These are the voices and role models that I sought out for comfort and strength." It's 11" by 8.5", in full, glossy color. Elisha says "It's my loudest, brightest piece of gay art ever, and I'm extremely proud of it." $20
photo of play and spank sex dice game
Babeland
A new twist (or I guess a new smack) on an old sex game, this pair of dice can be used for one kind of sex play only, spanking. One die tells you the number of spanks to deliver while the other provides the style and position of the spanking. $9 More »
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Original Plumbing

cover of original plumbing magazine
Original Plumbing
Now in its fourth year, Original Plumbing (or OP for short) is "the premier print magazine dedicated to the sexuality and culture of FTM trans guys." Its sexy and fun and at $8 an issue it's love that's easy to share! Previous issues feature topics from fashion to parenting. If you want to stuff a yearly subscription into your favorite persons stocking they'll get the January issue which is themed All Grown Up (respect your elders), featuring folks who transitioned long ago.
photo of the tingletip electric toothbrush vibrator attachment
Loveyhoney
Designed to fit into most Braun Oral B electric toothbrushes, this unique product doesn't slip over your toothbrush, it actually replaces the toothbrush head transforming it into a powerful and discreet, rechargeable vibrator. Depending on your attitude to oral hygiene this may be a perfect gift or a horrible one, but it's practical and novel and just watching the receiver try to figure out what it is may be worth the $16. More »
Book covers for the little book of big penis and little book of big breasts
Taschen
The only products that made it on two lists, the sex book AND the stocking stuffer list, these adorable pint size homages to oversized body parts are $10 and perfect for a little light (or heavy) visual distraction during the holiday season. Taschen, 192 pages, $10 each. More »
retro pocket rocket vibrator
Big Teaze Toys

Evoking childhood plastic models and every unnecessary present you've ever unwrapped, this "retro" pocket rocket vibrator is just the right amount of nerdy and functional. Waterproof and single speed (like its more modern namesake) Pathfinder X-1 is available in red or yellow and will find a path to your pants in no time. $24 More »

sliquid sea natural lubricant
Sliquid

A 100% vegan, water-based lubricant that's paraben-free and glycerin-free. This lube gets it's medium-thick, silky consistency from a blend of seaweed extracts. $14 for 4.2 oz, $22 for 8.5 oz. More »

willie warmer knitted novelty
ToolShed
I am not one to recommend complete novelty items when it comes to sex toys, particularly if they seem to be turning genitals into characters (or low quality chocolate). But when I saw that the erotic mechanics at Milwaukee's ToolShed were offering hand knit willie warmers, it warmed my heart (unless that was because of the heart warmer I bought last Christmas). I've never been to Wisconsin, but according to the description they are good for "when you're sitting outside in the cold-- Packer games, deer hunting, you betcha!" Do they mean packing games, or Packer games? $15 sold, $16 stripes, $17 rainbow. More »
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frosty riding crop
Good Vibrations
A nylon riding crop topped with a white leather Frosty the Snowman is a perfect stocking stuffer (although I recommend more of a smacking motion than a stuffing motion). Frosty has red and green rhinestones on one side, and a flat surface on the other, and he delivers the kind of sting you'd expect from someone who knows that as soon as the weather changes they'll be left to melt. $22 More »
sir richards extra large condom box
Sir Richards Condom Company

Do something good for yourself and your sex partners, while doing something good for others by picking up a box or two of Sir Richard's Condoms. Working with non-profit organizations, like Partners in Health, Sir Richards donates one condom for every one condom they sell. Sir Richard's don't use casin in the manufacturing, which makes them vegan condoms as well. $1 each, available in four styles. More »

Double Decker Vibrating Ring
Shag Factory

A wearable vibrating ring adds an extra buzz to any kind of intercourse for both the wearer and their partner. This British themed ruby ring features two significant bullets which provide enough vibration for most, regardless of body shape, size, and configurations. The bullets can be removed for use on their own, and the colors are certainly festive (wear with a green condom for maximum effect)! $24 More »

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Photo of the Gossip Ring Wearable Vibrator on a Hand
Babeland
A different kind of wearable vibrator the Gossip Ring is a shiny PVC ring that is snug but stretchy enough to fit on most fingers and, from a distance, looks very much like a neat designed ring. Get a big closer and you'll notice a micro vibrator peeking out from beneath the petals. Simply spin the flower around and you've got an instant buzz to keep you going during those extra long holiday social engagements. $14 More »
get naked sexy dice game
Babeland
A sleek upgrade to this classic sex game, each die is chrome plated and features either a body part (neck, chest, breast, etc…) or an action (kiss, lick, etc…). If you're tired of all the planning and decisions required of you over the holidays, this makes sex (with someone you want to be with) easy. $12 More »
nipple clamps with bell
Stockroom

Ring in the new year, or the holidays, or any old time with these tweezer nipple clamps. They are kind of adorable but they can be used for decidedly un-cute ends. Secure them on a submissive partner and you can tell just how much they move, with appropriate erotic repercussions to follow. Or, ask them to chime out your favorite holiday tune! $13.50 More »

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sinfive eve vibrator
SinFive

If you're looking for a gift that offers clitoral stimulation, whimsy, and a nod to the Old Testament, the SinFive Eve is certainly your best (and possibly your only) bet.  An elastomer leaf with a micro vibrator tucked in the back, Eve encourages full body exploration, and doubles as a great fantasy role play prop.  Also a great sex toy gift for the arboriculturalists on your holiday lists.  $20 More »

bondage tape
Babeland

This bondage tape sticks to itself but not to your skin.  It has a shiny finish that looks and feels great as it wraps around body parts, and it's easy to use and difficult to mess up (perfect for those of us whose co-ordination doesn't always match our desires).  It's also reusable a few times, just unwrap it, smooth it out, and store it until next time. A fun way to introduce bondage for those who might find leather, metal, or rope either threatening or a turn off.  $18

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Dirty Doodles: Draw Your Own Smutty Scribblings, Crude Characters and ...

dirty doodles
Pricegrabber

A great gift for the frustrated erotic artist, or anyone who has time to doodle and needs a little imagination boost.  Dirty Doodles offers everything from pictures to be colored in, to half-finished images, to suggestive blank canvases waiting for you to pour your sexual mind and creativity out on the page.  $15

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Romance Range Chocolate Bars

In the Dark Chocolate Bar
Bloomsberry & Co.

Most edible products manufactured for sex stores are, at best, disappointing and at worst leave a terrible taste in your mouth, both literally and figuratively.  This series of chocolate bars from Bloomsberry & Co. aren't made especially for use during sex, but the chocolate is very yummy, and the packaging is suitably adorable and suggestive.  With milk chocolate bars including "Eat Me: The Chocolate Bar that knows what it wants" and "Oral Pleasure: Here for a good time, not a long time", and dark chocolate bars like "Things Get A Lot More Exciting in the Dark" your lover will probably get your meaning, and appreciate it more than another Terry's Chocolate Orange. $5 each.

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Tenga

These were on my list last year, but what can I say, great sex toy gifts for guys are hard to come buy.  Also, the price has gone down, making these eggs an even better deal. A stretchy but durable penis sleeve comes stored in discreet plastic egg. Put a little lubricant inside the sleeve and you won’t recognize the feeling of your own hand. These textured sleeves also work great over vibrators as a way of softening the feel and adding some texture. Available in six styles, and if you buy a half dozen it comes in an egg carton. $8.50 More »

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Chronicle Books

Not strictly speaking a sex toy, but a sex gift that belongs in everyone’s stocking. Each of the 30 cards in this beautifully produced box contain a suggested "seduction" crafted by Susie Bright to maximize possibilities and inspire exploration and sexual creativity. Each seduction opens up a world of sexual possibility and a thousand sexual conversations, without judgment or pedantry. Risqué, respectful, and ultimately just a rollicking good time, I Dare You is perfect for couples of all stripes who want to expand their sexual horizons and have hot fun sex while their doing it. $15 More »

Shower Sex Cuffs
Sportsheets

If you're looking for a holiday sex toy gift that will be particularly useful around the holidays, these cuffs are part of a Sportsheet line of toys designed for use in the shower (which, when you have a house full of relatives, may be the only place you get enough privacy for sex).  Simple neoprene cuffs that are comfy and secure with Velcro are anchored to heavy duty suction cups that will stick to any shower wall surface.  $24 More »

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I Rub My Duckie Ornament

Big Tease Toys

A sex toy gift that doesn’t belong under the tree, it belongs on it. The folks who bring us the classic Duckie vibrator have made a special Santa edition, and packaged it in a holiday ornament ready for hanging. Fully functional and a great conversation starter (or I suppose in some families conversation ender). $28

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Let’s Play Doctor

Chronicle Books

This cute kit comes with forty erotic role play scenarios for couples, each one hitting an erotic sweet spot between fun and funny. $16.95

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Kama Sutra Lover’s Body Paint

Kama Sutra

You could try this with your Toblerone or Terry’s Chocolate Orange, but it’s easy to get the temperature wrong and what was meant to be sexy becomes searing. Instead, for some edible holiday loving try this creamy yet spreadable chocolate body paint from Kama Sutra, one of the oldest erotic body product companies around. Each pot comes with a brush. Available in milk chocolate, dark chocolate/raspberry, and caramel. $12 each or three for $30

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Fantasy Sex Deck

Chronicle Books

The newest addition to Chronicle Books line of sex cards, each of the fifty cards in this deck lays out a fantasy scenario, characters, and props. Just shuffle the deck and play! $14.95

Jimmyjane

Just light up on of these candles to create the look and scent of romance, and when you’re ready blow it out and pour the melted wax directly on the body for a slippery and sensual massage. The candle burns at a low temperature so there’s no risk of burning, and each candle comes with a brush and matchbox. Candles burn for up to 42 hours and are available in three scents: fig leaf, pink lotus, and bourbon. $28 More »

Lifestyles SKYN condoms
Lifestyle Condoms

Nobody likes an unwrapped present so even if you don’t need to use condoms why not check out the latest in condom technology this holiday season. SKYN is a new non-latex male condom made of polyisoprene. They stretch in a noticeably different way than latex condoms, but offer the same level of disease and contraceptive protection. $12. More »

Sliquid

It’s hard to pick just one lubricant to recommend as an under $30 gift idea, and if you have a brand you love, make sure at least a small bottle finds it’s way into your lover’s stocking, but this year I’m going with Sliquid Organics. It’s got a great consistency, it’s paraben-free and glycerin-free, and it’s organic botanical extracts are independently certified by Quality Certification Services in compliance with the USDA National Organic Program. $13 More »

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Sex Smarts Cards

SmartsCo

These cards are great for starting sexual conversations and sparking sexual interactions. Each card features an unusual or unexpected piece of sexual information or trivia designed to get you thinking and talking. The kit comes with 16 pages of tips and game ideas, plus a score pad for the sexually competitive among you. $16.95

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Where’s Dildo

where's dildo sex games
Image courtesy of Chronicle Books

From the folks who brought us Naughty Crosswords comes this new collection of 100 sexy mind games. Brainteasers, visual puzzles, trivia, sodoku, word scrambles and more, all with an erotic twist. It’s a perfect way to tell someone you love them for their mind and their body. $13

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Good Clean Love

good clean love personal lubricant
Image courtesy of Good Clean Love

Good for your body and good fro the earth, Good Clean Love makes organic and “99.99%” vegan lubricants. Infused with a touch of lemon and vanilla they are petroleum free and come in both flavored and unflavored styles. Personal lubricant literally reduces the stress of all holiday interactions; although I’d recommend only giving this to someone you plan on having intimate interactions with. $16

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Tantric Sex Deck

Tantric Sex Deck
Image courtesy of Chronicle Books

A beautifully illustrated deck of fifty cards offer a little of the history of Tantra along with modern how-to interpretations of the ancient text. Tips on tapping into a deeper sexual energy, exploring multiple orgasms, playing with roles, and more are offered in an easy to follow and non threatening way. You can give the whole deck, or buy it and then dole out the cards one at a time for a long lasting gift (to go with your new 24 hour long orgasms). $15

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Snowball Vibe

snowball vibrator
Doc Johnson

Snowball is one of a series of micro vibrators whose calm exteriors and cutesy looks betray a powerful vibrator lying in wait. Turn it on and the buzz is intense. Snowball isn’t top quality, but it’s not top dollar either. Great introductory vibe, particularly for toy collectors and Hello Kitty fans. $12.00

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Hot & Sticky Notes

hot and sticky notes
Image courtesy of Chronicle Books

I appreciate the theory of these sex themed sticky notes enough to recommend them; but I’m not sure how practical it is to start leaving notes around the house detailing what exactly you want to do with your lover, where, when, and for how long. On the other hand, it will force you to develop your creativity by finding places private enough not to get you in trouble, and public enough to make your partner blush exactly the way you want them to. $9

Colore Moi Body Paint
Fun Factory

I’ve heard nothing but good things about this newest edible body paint, and it’s no surprise given that it’s from the ingenious and sex loving Fun Factory. They can be applied equally well with a brush or your fingers, body painting is a great way to get primal in the bedroom (only, you should probably avoid getting primal on your favorite sheets). Available in flavors like licorice, vanilla, lime, and mint, and about eight different colors. $16 More »

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bootie butt plug
Image courtesy of Babeland

I’ve seen a lot of butt plugs in my time, and Bootie has to be the cutest one I’ve ever come across. Its compact size, seamless construction, and tapered tip and base make it great for beginners, and its curve offers prostate stimulation for guys. If you’re even thinking “anal sex toy” for the holidays, think Bootie. $33 More »

vibrating nipple clamps
Babeland

Waterproof and wireless, these vibrating nipple clamps don’t pinch as much as they hug, providing a subtle stimulation that’s great on lots of body parts. The color and velvety coating creates a much more inviting kind of pinch than one might imagine from a toy that has the word “nipple” and “clamp” in it. Plus they can double as clip on earrings for a last minute holiday office party. $22 More »

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Sex Scratchers

Image courtesy of Chronicle Books

This book of 100 sexy scratch-and-win tickets is a perfect stocking stuffer for lottery lovers and anyone looking for a fun and non-threatening way to spice up their sex life. Similar in concept to “sex checks” each game leaves the player with something to do, or have done to them. With games like Pirate’s Booty, Dirty Dice, and Bondage Bingo, there’s a card for every taste (and a winner in every card). $9

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Erotic Magnet Poetry Kit

Several years ago the makers of the popular magnetic poetry kit pushed their own envelope with a sexual version, containing 400 extremely and exquisitely naughty magnetized words. Use it to leave sexy notes for your partner or let guests delve deep into their erotic psyche. Just remember to rearrange any incriminating phrases before you host the next family dinner. $20

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Kama Sutra Deck

Each of the 50 cards in this deck features an illustration, a verse from the Kama Sutra and some advice on sexual technique. Explore the deck together or split it up, and leave cards for each other to add an element of surprise. This gift is less about information and more about inspiration, but makes for a fun and non-explicit addition to any stocking. $15

retro pocket rocket vibrator
Big Teaze Toys

Evoking childhood plastic models and every unnecessary present you've ever unwrapped, this "retro" pocket rocket vibrator is just the right amount of nerdy and functional. Waterproof and single speed (like its more modern namesake) Pathfinder X-1 is available in red or yellow and will find a path to your pants in no time. $24 More »

sliquid sea natural lubricant
Sliquid

A 100% vegan, water-based lubricant that's paraben-free and glycerin-free. This lube gets it's medium-thick, silky consistency from a blend of seaweed extracts. $14 for 4.2 oz, $22 for 8.5 oz. More »

willie warmer knitted novelty
ToolShed
I am not one to recommend complete novelty items when it comes to sex toys, particularly if they seem to be turning genitals into characters (or low quality chocolate). But when I saw that the erotic mechanics at Milwaukee's ToolShed were offering hand knit willie warmers, it warmed my heart (unless that was because of the heart warmer I bought last Christmas). I've never been to Wisconsin, but according to the description they are good for "when you're sitting outside in the cold-- Packer games, deer hunting, you betcha!" Do they mean packing games, or Packer games? $15 sold, $16 stripes, $17 rainbow. More »
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frosty riding crop
Good Vibrations
A nylon riding crop topped with a white leather Frosty the Snowman is a perfect stocking stuffer (although I recommend more of a smacking motion than a stuffing motion). Frosty has red and green rhinestones on one side, and a flat surface on the other, and he delivers the kind of sting you'd expect from someone who knows that as soon as the weather changes they'll be left to melt. $22 More »
sir richards extra large condom box
Sir Richards Condom Company

Do something good for yourself and your sex partners, while doing something good for others by picking up a box or two of Sir Richard's Condoms. Working with non-profit organizations, like Partners in Health, Sir Richards donates one condom for every one condom they sell. Sir Richard's don't use casein in the manufacturing, which makes them vegan condoms as well. $1 each, available in four styles. More »

Shag Factory Double Decker Vibe Ring
Shag Factory

A wearable vibrating ring adds an extra buzz to any kind of intercourse for both the wearer and their partner. This British themed ruby ring features two significant bullets which provide enough vibration for most, regardless of body shape, size, and configurations. The bullets can be removed for use on their own, and the colors are certainly festive (wear with a green condom for maximum effect)! $24 More »

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Photo of the Gossip Ring Wearable Vibrator on a Hand
Babeland

A different kind of wearable vibrator the Gossip Ring is a shiny PVC ring that is snug but stretchy enough to fit on most fingers and, from a distance, looks very much like a neat designed ring. Get a big closer and you'll notice a micro vibrator peeking out from beneath the petals. Simply spin the flower around and you've got an instant buzz to keep you going during those extra long holiday social engagements. $14 More »

get naked sexy dice game
Babeland
A sleek upgrade to this classic sex game, each die is chrome plated and features either a body part (neck, chest, breast, etc...) or an action (kiss, lick, etc...). If you're tired of all the planning and decisions required of you over the holidays, this makes sex (with someone you want to be with) easy. $12 More »
nipple clamps with bell
Stockroom

Ring in the new year, or the holidays, or any old time with these tweezer nipple clamps. They are kind of adorable but they can be used for decidedly un-cute ends. Secure them on a submissive partner and you can tell just how much they move, with appropriate erotic repercussions to follow. Or, ask them to chime out your favorite holiday tune! $13.50 More »