Humor Web Humor 28 Hilarious Ryan Reynolds Twitter Jokes Share PINTEREST Email Print Via Getty Images/Lars Niki Humor Memes Funny Videos Holiday Humor By Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed. our editorial process Beverly Jenkins Updated December 21, 2018 Ryan Reynolds is a funny guy. His unique sense of humor has been on display for over a decade, from his portrayal of a snarky college student in "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" to the title role in "Deadpool." Yet Ryan's Twitter feed is where his humor truly flourishes. These examples of Ryan Reynolds' funniest Twitter jokes make us like him even more. 01 of 28 Treasured Family Memories Via Twitter "First car my brother and I ever jacked together. I can still hear dad screaming from the trunk. Coincidentally, the last bowl cut he ever gave us." 02 of 28 We All Have Our Limits Via Getty Images/Mike Dohmen "I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair." 03 of 28 Parenting Tip Via Getty Images/Jun Sato "Tip: it's important parents take little 'time outs' for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later." 04 of 28 We'd Buy That Book Via Getty Images /Manuel Breva Colmeiro "I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point." 05 of 28 We All Make Mistakes Via Getty Images/Juan Naharro Gimenez "Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding." 06 of 28 Flying With Kids Via Getty Images/Adam Drobiec / EyeEm "No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy." 07 of 28 Just Let It Go Via Getty Images/Juan Naharro Gimenez "I watched 'Frozen' without my two year old this morning. Despair reveals itself in many forms." 08 of 28 Not Ready for the Louvre Via Getty Images/JGI Jamie Grill "My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage." 09 of 28 Seems Reasonable Via Getty Images/Han Myung-Gu "My neighbors' safe-word is Hufflepuff. I only know this because I happened to jog past their bedroom window for an hour." 10 of 28 Thanks, Mickey Via Getty Images/Loop Images/Howie Hill "The best part about spending the afternoon at Disneyland in 100 degree heat is passing away in front of so many children." 11 of 28 Something Came Up Via Getty Images/Matthew Eisman "I'm still trying to get out of dinner meetings I had years ago." 12 of 28 Fashion Isn't Always Practical Via Getty Images/ Ballyscanlon "They should make fingerless latex gloves. For stylish doctors." 13 of 28 Tip for Criminals Via Imgur "Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-away vehicle was Hodor from 'Game of Thrones.'" 14 of 28 Two Totally Separate Places Via Getty Images/Rob Kim "I'd like to visit North Korea. The 'Dennis Rodman' North Korea. Not the real one." 15 of 28 You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Angry Via Getty Images/RapidEye "When a driver's engulfed in road rage, saying they're going to shank you with a broken bottle of schnapps, just get out of my mom's way." 16 of 28 But They Looked So Innocent Via Twitter "My brother and me. Moments before joining the Hell's Angels." 17 of 28 We'd Take the Lion Via Getty Images/ Bergen Helms "Tough call. Continue watching election coverage - or tickle fight with a starving adult lion." 18 of 28 Gotta Start Young Via Getty Images/David Young-Wolff "Damn it's hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man." 19 of 28 Finger Lickin' True Via Getty Images/marcoprati "Saying, 'Finger Lickin' Good' out loud—even at KFC—makes everyone pretty uncomfortable." 20 of 28 Inner Peace Is Hard to Come By Via Getty Images/Westend61 "I can't tell the difference between meditation and silent inner shrieking." 21 of 28 Glutenphobia Via Getty Images/Nodar Chernishev / EyeEm "People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel." 22 of 28 No Yoga Shaming Vi Getty Images/JGI Jamie Grill "When I'm in Vancouver, I carry a yoga mat everywhere so people won't make fun of me." 23 of 28 An Easy Mistake to Make Via Getty Images/ Rafael Ben-Ari "I sometimes confuse watching political commentary with swan-diving into a swimming pool filled with liquid rabies." 24 of 28 Translate This Via Getty Images/Michael Heim "Hey, guy in black turtle neck at the bottom right corner of my TV screen... Yelling in sign language is still yelling." 25 of 28 Questionable Advice Via Getty Images/Han Myung-Gu "Healthy parenting tip No. 34: Get the child into showbiz as soon as possible." 26 of 28 Live Elevator Music Via Getty Images/Curtis Johnson "The 'Deliverance' theme song is way scarier when you make the banjo sounds with your mouth. It also helps if someone else is in the elevator." 27 of 28 It Is Pretty Addictive Via Getty Images/ Nora Carol Photography "I love Words With Friends. Because once you start playing, the next time you look up, another Olympics has come and gone." 28 of 28 On His Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Via Twitter "Amazing day... Weird how they write the name in ALL CAPS. Like I'm yelling at all the nice people walking by. For eternity."