Office Space Quotes

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If you are looking for funny quotations about work or quotes from the movie Office Space, here is a page you will enjoy. These quotes are about working in an office. And they are hilarious!

  • Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
    Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
  • Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?
    Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
  • Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars you're supposed to be an auto mechanic. Samir: So what did you say?
    Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
  • Peter Gibbons: He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and I'm going to do it because I'm a pussy, which is why I work at Initech in the first place.
    Michael Bolton: Hey, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy.
    Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.
  • Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
    Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
    Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
    Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
    Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
    Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.