Jonah Falcon Profile: Man With World's Largest Penis

Jonah Falcon in New York City
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Plenty of men brag about the size of their penis, and most of them are probably lying. But there's one man who can settle any bet just by unzipping his pants: Jonah Falcon, owner of the world's biggest human penis.

Falcon's 13.5-inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts.

How Big?

Falcon became world famous when he was featured on an HBO special, Private Dicks: Men Exposed back in 1999. He even shocked the show's producers.

"I went to their office in bike shorts with my c--k wrapped around the side of my leg," he said.

Jonah Falcon's 13.5-inch penis is longer than your average wine bottle and about as thick.

A Soft Spot for Singer-Songwriters

Falcon will pull down his pants and show what God has given him if challenged by a reporter or settle a bet at a party. But the man with the world's biggest penis is a bit of a softy... at least when it comes to his music.

"When I was young my mother bought Piano Man by Billy Joel, and I've bought every Billy Joel album since. From there I learned the other singer-songwriter of the 70s and 80s. And to this day, I can't listen to 'PacMan Fever' without bursting out into laughter."

He's also a big fan of classic comedies, Woody Allen films and Mystery Science Theater 3000.

He's Bigger Than John Holmes... but Not Related

A profile of Jonah Falcon in Rolling Stone which opens with an elaborate account of what it was like to be a ten-year-old boy with an 8-inch protuberance while changing in the locker room for gym class.

But that same article also suggested that Falcon started a rumor that his father was John Holmes, the porn star portrayed by Val Kilmer in Wonderland and the inspiration for Boogie Nights.

"I wasn't the one who started that," he says. "It's just a rumor that's been attributed to me."

The truth is, Falcon's father died when he was just a boy. He and his mother spent many years living with cousins in New York City, where he graduated in 1988 from the Bronx High School of Science.

What's Next for Mr. Big?

Jonah Falcon may have the world's biggest penis, but he's still looking for his big break as an actor. Up to this point, much of his work has been as an uncredited extra.

If you watch The Sopranos episode in which Paulie finds out that his mother is really his aunt, you'll see him as a hospital orderly. This is work that's called "paying your dues." Falcon has been a juror on Law & Order. He was a mental patient in the Oscar-winning A Beautiful Mind and a barfly on Ed.

His scene from Sex and the City was cut, but how could Samantha not have dated him? He was passed over for a role on Hung, the HBO series about a man with a freakish phallus. He was also featured, naturally, in the 2006 U.K. documentary, World's Biggest Penis.

"I've had bigger roles in indie films," he tells me, "the kind that don't get listed on IMDB."

Just don't expect to find him doing porn.

"Of course not," he tells me. "I'm a SAG actor. If I did porn, nobody would take me seriously. Nobody. And Nobody would care about the size of my penis."

There's one other reason he's kept away from the XXX spotlight.

"I wouldn't want to have sex on a crowded movie set. It's just not my thing."