Kim Kardashian's Least Relatable Moments

Kim Kardashian might not be the girl next door, after all

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
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'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' star Kim Kardashian has made herself a household name by being an open book, from the leak of her intimate tape with then-boyfriend Ray J to her non-stop interaction with fans on social media. With her on- and off-screen antics making her seem so relatable, it's easy to forget that Kim's not exactly the girl next door — she's the girl in the gated mansion way, way, way down the street. We've rounded up her least relatable moments and a few ones that have us saying "same."

Kanye's Closet Clean Out

Your average relationship begins when flirtation leads to courtship, usually meaning both parties are on their best behavior as they try to impress one another. Of course, Kim isn't exactly your average girl, so Kanye West had to make himself stand out from the countless other men eager to show her a good time.

Naturally, Kanye decided to make her throw out most of her stuff. During the early days of their relationship, Kanye brought his stylist, Renelou Padora, to Kim's house and looked on gleefully as the fashionista instructed Kim to get rid of numerous items of designer clothing and accessories.

What's dinner and a movie when you can make your beloved throw thousands of dollars in the trash? 

Kim's Foundation Phobia

We all have those pet peeves and nagging fears that we just can't shake, whether we're scared of public speaking or are ready to jump out of our skin any time we see a spider. So what keeps Kim Kardashian up at night? ​​​Bustle.​

"I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light."

You heard that right, folks — a slightly too-dark or too-light foundation is literally the worst thing on the planet

Kim's Jewelry Meltdown

Isn't swimming such a fun summer activity? Who doesn't love taking a dip in the water on a hot day? Even reality stars like Kim can't pass up a chance to don a bikini and splash around. Unfortunately, during a family trip to Bora Bora, Kim forgot to take off her diamond earrings before getting in the water and, like that, the ocean floor was $75,000 richer. 

The Kris Humphries Debacle

Kris Humphries seemed like the antithesis of all things Kardashian — a gentle giant from Minnesota who didn't seem eager to hit up every red carpet in town like some of Kim's other beaus. After a brief courtship, the two got married in a ​lavish ceremony rumored to have cost $10 million. Then, just 72 days later, Kim decided that married life wasn't for her and filed for divorce. 72 days! Some people keep yogurt in their fridge longer than that.

"God Made Me fat"

When Kim was pregnant with her first child, North West, she discovered that housing another human being can take a major toll on your body. Instead of accepting that this is just the way these things happen sometimes, Kim revealed to Elle UK that it was probably God punishing her for her hubris.

God was doing this for a reason. He was saying, ‘Kim, you think you’re so hot but look what I can do to you.’”

That didn't stop her from trying her hand at motherhood for a second time, giving birth to son Saint in December 2015.

Of course, Kim's life can't be glitz and glamor all the time — she may be rich and famous, but she's still human, as proven by these surprisingly down-to-earth moments:

Kim's Stretch Mark Fears

When pregnant with North, Kim revealed the one thing that horrifies her even more than people wearing bad foundation: stretch marks. After Kim confessed that they're her "biggest fear of life," little sister Kendall Jenner promptly spotted one on Kim's side. 

Kim's Spanx Nightmare

Throwing on some shapewear can be a real confidence-booster for those of us who don't exactly love every bump and lump on our body. However, when they're covered in urine, that's a different story. Kim may seem to have a lot of things figured out, but wearing Spanx without peeing on them isn't one of them, a fact she confessed to the UK's Love magazine. We're not entirely sure why this is such a problem for her, but it definitely makes her seem a whole lot more down-to-earth — gross, but down-to-earth.

Whether you love her or hate her, there's no denying that it's hard to turn away from the spectacle that is Kim Kardashian.