Homer Simpson Quotes on Beer Drunk Quotes or Philosophical Quotes? Share PINTEREST Email Print Gregg DeGuire / Contributor/ Wireimage/ Getty Images Liveabout Entertainment Music TV & Film Performing Arts Visual Arts Fashion & Style Love and Romance Gaming Hobbies Activities Humor By Simran Khurana Education Expert MBA in Human Resource Development and Management, Narsee Monjee Institution of Management Studies B.S. in Commerce, Accounting, and Finance, University of Mumbai Simran Khurana is the Editor-in-Chief for ReachIvy, and a teacher and freelance writer and editor, who uses quotations in her pedagogy. our editorial process Simran Khurana Updated January 14, 2020 Homer Simpson and beer are inseparable. Homer's goofy attitude towards beer lends a whole new perspective to alcohol. Stupidity Homer no function beer well without. Insults You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick! Opinions Beer... Now there's a temporary solution. Opinions I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming. Opinions Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem? Opinions You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning. Opinions I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats. Opinions Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Parenting Aw, there's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's. Parenting Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. Wise Cracks All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.