What's the Funniest Town Name in Your State?

01

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Smut Eye, Alabama

Watch out there, Billy Bob. You've got a little bit of smut in your eye.

02

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Eek, Alaska

It's not every day that you can spend a day in a town whose name is an onomatopoeia!

03

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Why, Arizona

You could visit this town in Arizona, but why?

04

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Goobertown, Arkansas

There's no shortage of funky names in Arkansas! We had a lot to choose from, but something about Goobertown just struck us as funny.

Just think, Goobertown beat out such illustrious names as Blue Ball, Bald Knob, Greasy Corner, Nimrod, and Toad Suck to earn this dubious honor.

05

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Rough & Ready, California

Via geographicallyyourswelcome.blogspot.

That sounds kind of dirty, but what would you expect from Cali?

California also has towns named Sky High and Weed, because OF COURSE THEY DO.

06

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No Name, Colorado

Maybe they'll get around to naming this place eventually. Then again, isn't weed legal there, too? Maybe they won't get around to naming it after all.

07

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Happyland, Connecticut

So your town's name sounds like an amusement park. That's... fun?

As if "Connecticut" wasn't a weird enough name.

08

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Blue Ball, Delaware

Just the one ball is blue. Phew!

09

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Two Egg, Florida

Our only question is, how close is Two Eggs to the popular town of Bacon?

10

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Butts, Georgia

Heh heh, your town's name is "butts."

Could be worse. You could live in Hardup or Jekyll Island, GA.

On the other hand, if you're looking for a town in Georgia that sounds completely epic, check out Thunderbolt! How cool is that?

11

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Haiku, Hawaii

A'top Oahu

Climb the Many Haiku Stairs

Stairway to Heaven

(See what I did there?)

12

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Dickshooter, Idaho

*pew pew* I'm a Dickshooter from Dickshooter, Idaho!

In actuality, Dick Shooter was the guy who founded this little burg. But still.

13

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Normal, Illinois

Hi. I'm from Normal. zzzzz

14

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Gnaw Bone, Indiana

There's nothing like a town name that summons a gruesome mental image.

Other towns in Indiana that deserve an honorable mention: Beaver City, Bono, Bud, and French Lick.

15

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Balltown, Iowa

Hey guys, let's all go to BALLtown.

(Another town that seems like it was named by a 12 year-old.)

16

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Neutral, Kansas

According to Google Maps, Neutral, KS looks about as exciting as its name.

17

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Knob Lick, Kentucky

Ah, Kentucky; please don't ever change! In addition to the hilariously lascivious town of Knob Lick, you can also find places like these in Kentucky:

Bald Knob (guess they licked it too much?), Chicken Bristle, Fearsville, Hippo, Krypton (say hi to Superman's parents for us!), Mud Lick, Monkeys Eyebrow, Pig, and Raccoon.

Yup. Someone out there gets to tell people they're from Monkeys Eyebrow, KY. I guess it's better than being from Pig?

18

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Waterproof, Louisiana

Welcome to Waterproof. Bring your own galoshes.

19

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Miscellaneous Foreign City Names, Maine

For some reason, there are a bunch of towns in Maine that are named for other, larger, more famous places around the world. Poland, Mexico, Norway, Paris... how metropolitan!

This world traveler sign in Lynchville, ME (pictured) proudly displays their state's lack of originality when it comes to choosing names.

20

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Boring, Maryland

If there's any place worse to live than Boring, we haven't found it yet.

(Just kidding, we're sure it's very nice there. Don't @ us.)

21

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Satan's Kingdom, Massachusetts

Satan's Kingdom is so popular that there's also a town with that name in both Vermont and Connecticut.

22

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Climax, Michigan

You've reached the pinnacle of embarrassing town names! It's all downhill from here.

Other noteworthy Michigan names that gave Climax a run for its money: Colon, Dick, and Sac Bay.

23

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Nimrod, Minnesota

You don't have to be a dim bulb to live in Nimrod. They'll train you!

24

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Chunky, Mississippi

Welcome to Chunky, Mississippi, home of a million fast food restaurants and not a single Weight Watchers.

25

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Cooter, Missouri

Is there any more Missouri-sounding word than "Cooter?" We think not.

Honorable mentions for Missouri: Conception, Humansville (Go humans!), Licking, Peculiar, and... drum roll please... Tightwad.

26

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Big Sag, Montana

Not to be confused with Little Sag.

27

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Worms, Nebraska

"What should we call our town?"

"Hmm, I don't know, but we sure have a lot of worms here. Hey, that gives me an idea!"

28

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Pahrump, Nevada

Sounds like the sound we make when we hit the couch after a long day.

29

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Dummer, New Hampshire

There's a Dummerston, Vermont, too. I guess the Dummer clan got around the north country!

30

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Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey

This town name sounds like Santa Claus sneezed in the middle of laughing.

31

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Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico

This ominously named town is located near Elephant Butte.

(giggling intensifies)

32

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Coxsackie, New York

Not an embarrassing name at all!

Other funny NY names: Butternuts, Calcium, Conquest, Fishkill, Gang Mills, and Handsome Eddy.

33

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Lizard Lick, North Carolina

Lick him? We hardly know him!

34

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Zap, North Dakota

Another onomatopoeia town name. What, was "Zing" taken?

35

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Pee Pee Township, Ohio

Welcome to R. Kelly's favorite town! Be sure to visit the Tinkle-Tinkle Gift Shop and the best hotel in town, The Golden Shower Palace. Their motto is "We're #1!"

36

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Hooker, Oklahoma

Welcome to Hooker, home of the Hooker Horny Toads. (Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.)

37

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Wanker's Corner, Oregon

For some reason the Brits LOVE this town!

38

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Intercourse, Pennsylvania

It sounds intriguing, but in reality it's filled with super-religious Amish people. True story.

39

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Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Unfortunately, the correct pronunciation of this town name isn't the super-fun "WOOON-SOCKET" but "one-sock-it."

40

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Sugar Tit, South Carolina

Ah yes, beautiful Sugar Tit.

41

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Crooks, South Dakota

If the name is accurate, they must have the highest crime rate in the entire state.

42

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Defeated, Tennessee

Sigh. Guess I'm taking a left.

43

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Ding Dong, Texas

I want to move here just so I can list "Ding Dong, TX" as my permanent address.

Other funny Texas towns: Bacon, Bangs, Bigfoot, Hoop and Holler, Nada, Noodle, and Scissors. Weird.

44

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Virgin, Utah

Population: YOU.

45

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Mosquitoville, Vermont

I've been there, and can confirm: this town lives up to its name. If you go, bring Deet!

46

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Bumpass, Virginia

Oh yeah, baby. Virginia is for lovers, so let's Bumpass.

47

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Big Bottom, Washington

No fake booties here! They're all natural in Washington state.

48

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Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

Again with the bad visual images! Stahp.

49

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Booger Hole, West Virginia

Get your finger out of your Booger Hole, West Virginia.

50

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Chugwater, Wyoming

Don't just drink it; chug it!

There you have it, the 50 funniest town names in the U.S. Way to keep it weird, America!

The Funniest Town Names in Each American State

Smut Eye, Alabama

Eek, Alaska

Why, Arizona

Goobertown, Arkansas

Rough & Ready, California

No Name, Colorado

Happyland, Connecticut

Blue Ball, Delaware

Two Egg, Florida

Butts, Georgia

Haiku, Hawaii

Dickshooter, Idaho

Normal, Illinois

Gnaw Bone, Indiana

Balltown, Iowa

Neutral, Kansas

Knob Lick, Kentucky

Waterproof, Louisiana

Miscellaneous Foreign City Names, Maine

Boring, Maryland

Satan's Kingdom, Massachusetts

Climax, Michigan

Nimrod, Minnesota

Chunky, Mississippi

Cooter, Missouri

Big Sag, Montana

Worms, Nebraska

Pahrump, Nevada

Dummer, New Hampshire

Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey

Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico

Coxsackie, New York

Lizard Lick, North Carolina

Zap, North Dakota

Pee Pee Township, Ohio

Hooker, Oklahoma

Wanker's Corner, Oregon

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Sugar Tit, South Carolina

Crooks, South Dakota

Defeated, Tennessee

Ding Dong, Texas

Virgin, Utah

Mosquitoville, Vermont

Bumpass, Virginia

Big Bottom, Washington

Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

Booger Hole, West Virginia

Chugwater, Wyoming

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