The Funniest Town Names in Each American State What's the Most Outrageous Town Name in Your State? Share PINTEREST Email Print Via theexpiredmeter.com. Liveabout Humor Political Humor Web Humor Weird News Paranormal & Ghosts Urban Legends UFOs Entertainment Hobbies Activities By Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed. our editorial process Beverly Jenkins Updated May 24, 2019 From Knob Lick, KY and Big Bottom, WA to Booger Hole, WV, these are the 50 strangest (and funniest!) town names in the United States. 01 of 50 Smut Eye, Alabama Via Flickr/Ginger. Watch out there, Billy Bob. You've got a little bit of smut in your eye. 02 of 50 Eek, Alaska Via halaskaatlast-rach.blogspot. It's not every day that you can spend a day in a town whose name is an onomatopoeia! 03 of 50 Why, Arizona Via Pinterest/foursquare. You could visit this town in Arizona, but why? 04 of 50 Goobertown, Arkansas Via dailystatesman.com. There's no shortage of funky names in Arkansas! We had a lot to choose from, but something about Goobertown just struck us as funny. Just think, Goobertown beat out such illustrious names as Blue Ball, Bald Knob, Greasy Corner, Nimrod, and Toad Suck to earn this dubious honor. 05 of 50 Rough & Ready, California Via geographicallyyourswelcome.blogspot. That sounds kind of dirty, but what would you expect from Cali? California also has towns named Sky High and Weed, because OF COURSE THEY DO. 06 of 50 No Name, Colorado Via Flickr/Roger J. Wendell. Maybe they'll get around to naming this place eventually. Then again, isn't weed legal there, too? Maybe they won't get around to naming it after all. 07 of 50 Happyland, Connecticut Via Flickstream. So your town's name sounds like an amusement park. That's... fun? As if "Connecticut" wasn't a weird enough name. 08 of 50 Blue Ball, Delaware Via TownMapsUSA. Just the one ball is blue. Phew! 09 of 50 Two Egg, Florida Via rootsweb.ancestry.com. Our only question is, how close is Two Eggs to the popular town of Bacon? 10 of 50 Butts, Georgia Via YouTube/Peter Chagnon. Heh heh, your town's name is "butts." Could be worse. You could live in Hardup or Jekyll Island, GA. On the other hand, if you're looking for a town in Georgia that sounds completely epic, check out Thunderbolt! How cool is that? 11 of 50 Haiku, Hawaii Via 1lifeonearth.com. A'top Oahu Climb the Many Haiku Stairs Stairway to Heaven (See what I did there?) 12 of 50 Dickshooter, Idaho Via kazashop.com. *pew pew* I'm a Dickshooter from Dickshooter, Idaho! In actuality, Dick Shooter was the guy who founded this little burg. But still. 13 of 50 Normal, Illinois Via Pinterest/makingthedayscount. Hi. I'm from Normal. zzzzz 14 of 50 Gnaw Bone, Indiana Via Pinterest/MichaelG. There's nothing like a town name that summons a gruesome mental image. Other towns in Indiana that deserve an honorable mention: Beaver City, Bono, Bud, and French Lick. 15 of 50 Balltown, Iowa Via Wikipedia. Hey guys, let's all go to BALLtown. (Another town that seems like it was named by a 12 year-old.) 16 of 50 Neutral, Kansas Via Google Maps. According to Google Maps, Neutral, KS looks about as exciting as its name. 17 of 50 Knob Lick, Kentucky Via reallyweirdplacenames.blogspot. Ah, Kentucky; please don't ever change! In addition to the hilariously lascivious town of Knob Lick, you can also find places like these in Kentucky: Bald Knob (guess they licked it too much?), Chicken Bristle, Fearsville, Hippo, Krypton (say hi to Superman's parents for us!), Mud Lick, Monkeys Eyebrow, Pig, and Raccoon. Yup. Someone out there gets to tell people they're from Monkeys Eyebrow, KY. I guess it's better than being from Pig? 18 of 50 Waterproof, Louisiana Via Flickr/Ken Lund. Welcome to Waterproof. Bring your own galoshes. 19 of 50 Miscellaneous Foreign City Names, Maine Via onlyinyourstate.com. For some reason, there are a bunch of towns in Maine that are named for other, larger, more famous places around the world. Poland, Mexico, Norway, Paris... how metropolitan! This world traveler sign in Lynchville, ME (pictured) proudly displays their state's lack of originality when it comes to choosing names. 20 of 50 Boring, Maryland Via manolith.com. If there's any place worse to live than Boring, we haven't found it yet. (Just kidding, we're sure it's very nice there. Don't @ us.) 21 of 50 Satan's Kingdom, Massachusetts Via Geocaching.com. Satan's Kingdom is so popular that there's also a town with that name in both Vermont and Connecticut. 22 of 50 Climax, Michigan Via theexpiredmeter.com. You've reached the pinnacle of embarrassing town names! It's all downhill from here. Other noteworthy Michigan names that gave Climax a run for its money: Colon, Dick, and Sac Bay. 23 of 50 Nimrod, Minnesota Via Flickr/Lorie Shaull. You don't have to be a dim bulb to live in Nimrod. They'll train you! 24 of 50 Chunky, Mississippi Via geographicallyyourswelcome.blogspot. Welcome to Chunky, Mississippi, home of a million fast food restaurants and not a single Weight Watchers. 25 of 50 Cooter, Missouri Via capecentralhigh.com. Is there any more Missouri-sounding word than "Cooter?" We think not. Honorable mentions for Missouri: Conception, Humansville (Go humans!), Licking, Peculiar, and... drum roll please... Tightwad. 26 of 50 Big Sag, Montana Via marvelesartstudios.com. Not to be confused with Little Sag. 27 of 50 Worms, Nebraska Via Flickriver/Joe Wicks. "What should we call our town?" "Hmm, I don't know, but we sure have a lot of worms here. Hey, that gives me an idea!" 28 of 50 Pahrump, Nevada Via blog.benoic.com. Sounds like the sound we make when we hit the couch after a long day. 29 of 50 Dummer, New Hampshire Via Flickr/John Bolduc. There's a Dummerston, Vermont, too. I guess the Dummer clan got around the north country! 30 of 50 Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey Via YouTube/Freedomtower Productions. This town name sounds like Santa Claus sneezed in the middle of laughing. 31 of 50 Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico Via historyandheadlines.com. This ominously named town is located near Elephant Butte. (giggling intensifies) 32 of 50 Coxsackie, New York Via q103albany.com. Not an embarrassing name at all! Other funny NY names: Butternuts, Calcium, Conquest, Fishkill, Gang Mills, and Handsome Eddy. 33 of 50 Lizard Lick, North Carolina Via onlyinyourstate.com. Lick him? We hardly know him! 34 of 50 Zap, North Dakota Via waymarking.com. Another onomatopoeia town name. What, was "Zing" taken? 35 of 50 Pee Pee Township, Ohio Via mediad.publicbroadcasting.net. Welcome to R. Kelly's favorite town! Be sure to visit the Tinkle-Tinkle Gift Shop and the best hotel in town, The Golden Shower Palace. Their motto is "We're #1!" 36 of 50 Hooker, Oklahoma Via Tripadvisor. Welcome to Hooker, home of the Hooker Horny Toads. (Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.) 37 of 50 Wanker's Corner, Oregon Via Vice. For some reason the Brits LOVE this town! 38 of 50 Intercourse, Pennsylvania Via Wikipedia Commons. It sounds intriguing, but in reality it's filled with super-religious Amish people. True story. 39 of 50 Woonsocket, Rhode Island Via Pinterest. Unfortunately, the correct pronunciation of this town name isn't the super-fun "WOOON-SOCKET" but "one-sock-it." 40 of 50 Sugar Tit, South Carolina Via cdn.dribbble.com. Ah yes, beautiful Sugar Tit. 41 of 50 Crooks, South Dakota Via kikn.com. If the name is accurate, they must have the highest crime rate in the entire state. 42 of 50 Defeated, Tennessee Via dragonaters.blogspot.com. Sigh. Guess I'm taking a left. 43 of 50 Ding Dong, Texas Via texashillcountry.com. I want to move here just so I can list "Ding Dong, TX" as my permanent address. Other funny Texas towns: Bacon, Bangs, Bigfoot, Hoop and Holler, Nada, Noodle, and Scissors. Weird. 44 of 50 Virgin, Utah Via Shutterstock. Population: YOU. 45 of 50 Mosquitoville, Vermont Via atlasobscura. I've been there, and can confirm: this town lives up to its name. If you go, bring Deet! 46 of 50 Bumpass, Virginia Via mugup.info. Oh yeah, baby. Virginia is for lovers, so let's Bumpass. 47 of 50 Big Bottom, Washington Via pauldorpat.com. No fake booties here! They're all natural in Washington state. 48 of 50 Spread Eagle, Wisconsin Via Smosh. Again with the bad visual images! Stahp. 49 of 50 Booger Hole, West Virginia Via Cafe Press. Get your finger out of your Booger Hole, West Virginia. 50 of 50 Chugwater, Wyoming Via Pinterest/barrelhopping.com. Don't just drink it; chug it! 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