Humor Web Humor 23 Funny Tombstones That Actually Exist "Here lies a formerly funny person." Share PINTEREST Email Print Via Bored Panda Humor Memes Funny Videos Holiday Humor By Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed. our editorial process Beverly Jenkins Updated January 13, 2020 Like it or not, death is a fact of life. We're all guaranteed to shuffle off this mortal coil at some point or another, so it's best to be prepared for that inevitability any way we can. For some people, creating the perfect epitaph for their headstone is a chance to express how much they'll be missed by their loving family and friends, but for others it's a chance to get one last joke in. Check out this collection of funny tombstones that will get laughs for all of eternity. 01 of 23 The Couple That Laughs Together... Via Reddit Yep, you're reading that right. One of these grave markers contains that age-old funny tombstone saying, "I told you I was sick." But this husband and wife duo took the expression a step further with her retort: "And I was sick of hearing it." 02 of 23 "Well, This Sucks" Via Twitter Short, concise, and to the point! You can't really argue with a sentiment like this. 03 of 23 Merv Griffin Never Lost His Sense of Humor Via Pinterest Venerable game show host Merv Griffin could not resist going out with a laugh. "I will not be back after this message," his tombstone quips truthfully. 04 of 23 Neither Did Rodney Dangerfield Via Pinterest Not to be outdone, legendary comedian Rodney Dangerfield left the world with the wry observation, "There goes the neighborhood." 05 of 23 Simply Not Bothered Via Pinterest "Oh well what ever." Lola lived to the ripe old age of 81, and by the time she was ready to fill out the form for her headstone, it seems that she was all out of insightful remarks. 06 of 23 "I Was Hoping For a Pyramid" Via Bored Panda This guy had some big goals. Too bad he'll have to settle for this small, granite headstone instead of a glitzy tomb. Maybe in your next life, buddy! 07 of 23 "That's All, Folks" Via Reddit Mel Blanc created characters like Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, and yes—Porky Pig. He really was the man of 1,000 voices, and it makes sense that he would go out quoting one of his best-loved character's closing sentiments. 08 of 23 What's So Funny? Via Imgur We're sure these are just the deceased's initials, but it sure does make it look like he died laughing. 09 of 23 Another Round of Giggles Via Shareology Life's too short to be serious all the time, and apparently that goes for death, too. 10 of 23 Schwing! Via Ranker Wayne and Garth from "Wayne's World" would be so proud. 11 of 23 Don't Forget the Fine Print Via Reddit You've got to stand very close to this headstone in order to read it. Once you get up close and personal, you can see that it says, "If you can read this you're standing on my boobs." 12 of 23 Now That's Saying Something Via Reddit "Raised four beautiful daughters with only one bathroom and still there was love." There was probably some squabbling too, but let's all focus on remembering the love. 13 of 23 A Dedicated Golfer to the End Via NY Post "Finally a hole in one," this funny fellow wrote on his headstone. This is exactly the sort of droll humor we'd expect from a golfer. 14 of 23 Once a Computer Geek, Always a Computer Geek Via Oddee Leave it to an I.T. guy to get in one last dorky computer joke. 15 of 23 Smart Aleck Via Imgur "Now I know something you don't." This is good for the person who wants both the last laugh and the last word. 16 of 23 Practical and Delicious Via Imgur While it's hilarious enough that this lady had her famous fudge recipe inscribed on her headstone, the stone's footnote is even more revealing of her delightful personality: "Wherever she goes, there's laughter." 17 of 23 I See What You Did There Via Bored Panda If you go through life with a name like "Yeast," you've probably already heard every bread joke known to man. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 18 of 23 Ouija Board Headstone Via Flickr Perfect for those who cannot bear to say goodbye. 19 of 23 Well, When You Put It That Way Via Reddit "I came here without being consulted and I leave without my consent." If that isn't a perfect summation of the human experience, we don't know what is. 20 of 23 Shrugging It Off Via Find a Grave She's not too broken up about it, is she? Death is just one more thing to cross off the list. 21 of 23 Told Ya So Via Flickr "She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her." Maybe NOW you'll believe her! 22 of 23 Where Exactly Are You? Via Find a Grave This joke is a little... dark. 23 of 23 You Got That Right Via Bored Panda Once again, you can't argue with that logic!