Humor Web Humor Funny Star Wars Jokes to Combat Your Inner Dark Side Share PINTEREST Email Print Via Getty Images/Sunset Boulevard / Contributor Humor Memes Holiday Humor By Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed. Learn about our Editorial Process Published on 04/23/19 Few film franchises have had the same impact on pop culture as "Star Wars." The original trilogy is still cherished by cinephiles all over the world, and as the franchise continues to grow its fan base grows exponentially. On the internet, anything as popular as "Star Wars" is bound to be the subject of countless jokes and memes. Indeed, you can always trust the good people of the web to poke fun at characters and storylines we've come to know and love. If you're ready for some intergalactic laughs, start with these funny "Star Wars" jokes. Jedi and Rebel Jokes What do you call a Jedi in denial?Obi-Wan Cannot Be What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?Lukewarm. Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?The ship might crack up. My favorite character is Luke Skywalker.Hand down. Remember when Harrison Ford broke his ankle during filming?It resulted in a whole new "Star Wars" cast. Little known fact: Most "Star Wars" space fights were filmed in a church.Pew Pew Pew Empire Jokes What is a Storm Trooper’s favorite TV show?Game of Clones. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?He felt his presents. When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?In the Sith Grade. If Darth Vader was a Disney character what song would he sing?"When You Wish Upon A Death Star." How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?None. They prefer the dark side. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?To get to the Dark Side. Where is the best place to shop for light sabers?The Darth Maul Uber once dressed up some of their Manhattan cars as Storm Troopers.They seem pretty safe; they definitely won't hit anything. Yoda Jokes Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?In charge of scheduling, Yoda was. Han solo: "Yoda, are we going the right way?"Yoda: "Off course we are." What does Yoda say when he is drunk?"Dear me it appears I have imbibed alcohol in sufficient quantity to impair my speech." Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?Because he’s always a little short. Why was Yoda so bad at geometry?Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles. Because Yoda was in charge of the jokes.Why was the punchline in the title? Jokes about Ewoks, Chewbacca, Boba Fett, and Droids My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D.I said, "Yes, but they R2D2." Why is Peter Mayhew reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie?They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a Wookiee. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?With Ewokie Talkies What side of an Ewok has the most hair?The outside. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?Because he's always making new friends. Which character uses the most profanity in all the films?R2D2: They had to bleep out every word! What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?Wookieeleaks What do you call a "Star Wars" themed all-you-can-eat restaurant?Bo-buffet Jokes about the Force What did Han Solo say to Princess Leia after they ended their marriage?"May divorce be with you." How is duct tape like the Force?It has a Dark Side, a light side, and it binds the galaxy together. Did you know Chuck Norris was in every star wars movie?He played the force. Trying to come up with jokes about "Star Wars" is difficult.Sometimes they seem a bit too forced. For those who compare a situation with "Star Wars" to explain it better...Metaphors be with you.