Humor Political Humor Top 10 Famous Political Sex Quotes Share PINTEREST Email Print Bettman/Getty Images Political Humor Political Quotes Political Cartoons Political Jokes Political Memes Politicians By Daniel Kurtzman Daniel Kurtzman is a political journalist turned satirist. He has been widely cited as a political humor expert and authored two books on the subject. our editorial process Daniel Kurtzman Updated March 17, 2019 A collection of the most famous quotes by politicians about sex, sex scandals, and other affairs of state. Sex Quotes Made by Politicians "If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache."-President John Kennedy"They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing." -Sen. Ted Kennedy"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."-President George W. Bush"Dan would rather play golf than have sex any day." -Marilyn Quayle, on Vice President Dan Quayle"Well, there was no sex for 14 days." -California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention"This attractive lady whom I had only recently been introduced to, dropped into my lap….I chose not to dump her off." -Sen. Gary Hart, referring to an encounter with Donna Rice"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks."-President George H.W. Bush"I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me." -President Jimmy Carter"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." -President Bill Clinton, during his 1998 grand jury testimony on the Monica Lewinsky affair"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." -President Bill Clinton More Funny Presidential Quotes "Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?"-President Obama, ribbing Donald Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." -Ronald Reagan, during a 1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." -Ronald Reagan"Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening." -Bill Clinton"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'" -Lyndon Johnson"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln"He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever met." -Abraham Lincoln, referring to a lawyer"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying." -Ronald Reagan"Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it." -Lyndon Johnson"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born." -Ronald Reagan"What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" -Ronald Reagan, on Clint Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel"Just think what my margin might have been if I had never left home at all." -John Kennedy, commenting on the fact that he had campaigned hard in Alaska and lost but won Hawaii handily without visiting it.''I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.''"Let's not talk so much about vice. I'm against vice in any form." -President John Kennedy, to a friend who was telling him that he could be a vice-presidential candidate in 1960.