11 Funny Quotes About the Good Ol' School Days Learn what you always knew about school with these funny school quotes. Share PINTEREST Email Print Klaus Vedfelt / Getty Images Liveabout Entertainment Music TV & Film Performing Arts Visual Arts Fashion & Style Love and Romance Gaming Hobbies Activities Humor By Simran Khurana Education Expert MBA in Human Resource Development and Management, Narsee Monjee Institution of Management Studies B.S. in Commerce, Accounting, and Finance, University of Mumbai Simran Khurana is the Editor-in-Chief for ReachIvy, and a teacher and freelance writer and editor, who uses quotations in her pedagogy. our editorial process Simran Khurana Updated January 14, 2020 What's the best part of school life? Some would vouch for the great education, the great learning experience, the knowledge sharing, and other such scholarly pursuits. But many would admit that the best part of school life is all the fun one has. These funny school quotes will take you on a trip down memory lane. Share them with your school buddies and renew old ties. Funny School Quotes Beatrix PotterThank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.William GlasserThere are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.Jeff FoxworthyI have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.Will RogersThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.Heinrich HeineIf the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.Mark TwainIn the first place, God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.Woody AllenI was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.Will DurantEducation is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.Albert EinsteinIt is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.Norm CrosbyMy school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.B. F. SkinnerEducation is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.