Humor Web Humor These Funny Pictures Will Make You Say "NOPE!" Share PINTEREST Email Print Humor Memes Funny Videos Holiday Humor By Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed. our editorial process Beverly Jenkins Updated December 07, 2017 01 of 20 I'm All Set, Thanks Via vitamin-ha "Clean up in aisle 4." And you thought YOUR job was bad. Imagine working at this store! Have you ever taken one look at something and thought to yourself, "Uh... NOPE. Not gonna happen!" Of course you have. As a human with a functioning brainstem, you probably notice dozens of things each day that make you cringe and decide to quickly avail yourself of the nearest exit.... The images in this gallery are all perfect examples of the "Thanks, I'll pass" meme. Go ahead and try to look at them without NOPE-ing on out of there as fast as your feet can carry you. We'll bet you can't. 02 of 20 Please Use Floor? Via Reddit "Really, on the floor? That doesn't seem right, but if the official-looking sign says so...." *unzips pants* 03 of 20 Not Sketchy At ALL Via Reddit What a charming and inviting-looking day spa. Move over, Elizabeth Arden! 04 of 20 Someday My Prince Will Come, But That Day Is Not Today Via The Chive Ladies, meet Murderer Bob. He enjoys romantic dinners, long walks on the beach, and murdering women he meets on dating sites. And you thought all the good ones were taken! To be honest, as weird Tinder profiles go we've definitely seen weirder. We haven't seen scarier, though. You win, Bob! Way to go! 05 of 20 Good Old Owen Is Always Going the Extra Mile Via Reddit That's really... kind... of you, Owen... but I think I'm all set. 06 of 20 Hey Sex Offenders, Here I Am! Via Pleated-Jeans Oh sure, sounds good. What could possibly go wrong? 07 of 20 That's a Bit Personal, Don't You Think? Via loltribe.com Yeah, I've got a footlong taint. What of it, Subway? As if it wasn't bad enough to have to special order my underwear, now Subway is picking on me too. Jerks. 08 of 20 Your Kids Can Learn How to Make Meth on Their Very First Day! Via ebaumsworld With a professional sign like that, you can just imagine the kind of focused childcare and education your kids would receive. Get Harvard on the horn and tell them to hold a few spots for Sally's Kids. 09 of 20 No Sir, I Don't Want to Sign up for That. At All. Via The Chive Maybe that's not the best name for your ADD camp. Just saying. 10 of 20 Any Gal, You Say? Any Gal At All? Via Imgur Milk her? I hardly know her! 11 of 20 This Porta-Potty Is Making Me HUNGRY! (If I Had a Nickle, Am I Right?) Via Reddit If it's not called a Pu Pu Platter, they missed an incredible opportunity. 12 of 20 *Squealing Brakes* Sorry, Guys; I Need to Make a Quick Stop Via Pleated-Jeans As if you need another reason not to eat at McDonald's. In a related story, we now know which of you have dirty minds and which of you are saying, "What's wrong with that? Cream pies sound delicious." Still, this sign could be worse. 13 of 20 Who Wants Some Warm and Toasty Man Nuts? Via Reddit Mmm, those are good man nuts. They're not as good as dog nuts, but they're close. 14 of 20 Go Ahead, Dig In Via r/mildlydisgusting As tempting as it is to sink your fingers into that communal vat of petroleum jelly, try to resist. 15 of 20 Pizza With a Little Extra Something Via Imgur I would REALLY prefer my pizza to be herpes-free. I'd even pay extra. 16 of 20 Vodka + Tobacco = a New Taste Treat Via Pleated-Jeans This is for those of us who have ever been sipping their vodka tonic while thinking, "This is great, but what would be really wonderful is if I could also be tasting tobacco along with my alcohol." And really, haven't we ALL thought that before? (No. The answer is no.) 17 of 20 You First Via Reddit I would really rather not, but thanks a bunch for asking. 18 of 20 Screw That Via Reddit Go ahead and stick these bad boys into your ear canals. You won't have to worry about hearing anything ever again. 19 of 20 U-Haul, We'll Charge Via Beheading Boredom Where did you move, dude? The MOON? This image reminds me of that old Proclaimers song, "I would walk 16,763,816,157.96 miles, and I would walk 16,763,816,157.96 more...." Sorry for the ear worm. 20 of 20 But What If I Don't Want My Eyes Removed? Via Funnyjunk When eyebleach won't do, go for the full Monty and just remove those suckers. Who needs 'em, anyway? There you have it - 20 pictures that immediately make you say NOPE! Say it with me: "I'll pass, thanks!" For more funny fails, check out You Had One Job (and You Failed Spectacularly!).