Humor Web Humor These 18 Funny Church Signs Are a Blessing to Us All Not laughing at these pun-filled signs is a comedy sin. Share PINTEREST Email Print Via Twitter Web Humor Memes Funny Videos Holiday Humor By Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed. our editorial process Beverly Jenkins Updated August 27, 2018 Funny church signs have been circulating since the early 2000s, and they keep getting better as churches everywhere get in on the action. Each sign contains a spiritual or religious message, but these aren't your stereotypical sermons. Instead, the creative people who posted these signs came up with a clever or quirky way to impart their messages. The list below contains some of the funniest church signs ever spotted by eagle-eyed Internet users. Reading these signs might not get you into heaven, but they definitely can't hurt. 01 of 18 Healthy Trail Mix Via Imgur Most congregations are a mixed bag, but there are always a few nuts in any bag of trail mix. Don't worry — they add flavor. 02 of 18 You and Me Both Via Reddit Seriously—there's no reason at all for those blood-sucking jerks to exist! 03 of 18 Too Long, Didn't Read Via Reddit It's good to know that even sign writers can phone it in with the best of them. 04 of 18 Now That's Saying Something Via Reddit Kanye West, who might actually be laboring under the delusion that he is a god (we wouldn't put it past him), approves this message. 05 of 18 Didn't See That Coming Via Reddit If only there was a way to predict the future somehow... 06 of 18 Always Ahead of the Trends Via Reddit What's the difference between Hipster Jesus and regular Jesus? 07 of 18 Arr, Matey Via Imgur This is one church that takes "Talk like a Pirate" day very seriously. 08 of 18 With Apologies to Meghan Trainor Via Imgur Great, now we're going to have this song stuck in our head all day. 09 of 18 Direct and to the Point Via Reddit Hat tip to this sign, which is doing double-duty: church promotion and public service announcement. 10 of 18 You've Got a Point There Via Twitter Reminds us of that old funny one-liner: "Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?" 11 of 18 I Like Your Style Via Twitter Forgive your enemies? Where's the fun in that?! 12 of 18 Solid Advice Via Twitter This sign has something to say about your behavior offline and online. 13 of 18 Are There Any Other Menu Items? Via Pophangover "No thanks, I just ate a whole minister this morning, and I'm still stuffed." 14 of 18 That's What I'm Afraid Of Via MarketingJesus We do love a good double entendre, but this is still a little bit heavy handed. 15 of 18 Just a Little Harsh Via Pophangover Sometimes the truth hurts, you chatterbox! Maybe consider zipping it once in a while, hmm? 16 of 18 Wait, Did That Church Sign Just Tell Me Off? Via Pleated-Jeans We can't fault them for getting to the point. 17 of 18 Fine, I'll Confirm Via Imgur But if all Jesus ever posts is complaints or political memes, I'm hiding him from my timeline. You've been warned. 18 of 18 Thanks, I Guess Via Buzzfeed Talk about going above and beyond! This place really delivers... and not just from evil.