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These 18 Funny Church Signs Are a Blessing to Us All

Not laughing at these pun-filled signs is a comedy sin.

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Web Humor

By

Beverly Jenkins

Updated August 27, 2018

Funny church signs have been circulating since the early 2000s, and they keep getting better as churches everywhere get in on the action. Each sign contains a spiritual or religious message, but these aren't your stereotypical sermons. Instead, the creative people who posted these signs came up with a clever or quirky way to impart their messages.

The list below contains some of the funniest church signs ever spotted by eagle-eyed Internet users. Reading these signs might not get you into heaven, but they definitely can't hurt.

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Healthy Trail Mix

Via Imgur

Most congregations are a mixed bag, but there are always a few nuts in any bag of trail mix. Don't worry — they add flavor.

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You and Me Both

Via Reddit

Seriously—there's no reason at all for those blood-sucking jerks to exist!

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Too Long, Didn't Read

Via Reddit

It's good to know that even sign writers can phone it in with the best of them.

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Now That's Saying Something

Via Reddit

Kanye West, who might actually be laboring under the delusion that he is a god (we wouldn't put it past him), approves this message.

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Didn't See That Coming

Via Reddit

If only there was a way to predict the future somehow...

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Always Ahead of the Trends

Via Reddit

What's the difference between Hipster Jesus and regular Jesus?

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Arr, Matey

Via Imgur

This is one church that takes "Talk like a Pirate" day very seriously.

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With Apologies to Meghan Trainor

Via Imgur

Great, now we're going to have this song stuck in our head all day.

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Direct and to the Point

Via Reddit

Hat tip to this sign, which is doing double-duty: church promotion and public service announcement.

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You've Got a Point There

Via Twitter

Reminds us of that old funny one-liner: "Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?"

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I Like Your Style

Via Twitter

Forgive your enemies? Where's the fun in that?!

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Solid Advice

Via Twitter

This sign has something to say about your behavior offline and online.

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Are There Any Other Menu Items?

Via Pophangover

"No thanks, I just ate a whole minister this morning, and I'm still stuffed."

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That's What I'm Afraid Of

Via MarketingJesus

We do love a good double entendre, but this is still a little bit heavy handed.

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Just a Little Harsh

Via Pophangover

Sometimes the truth hurts, you chatterbox! Maybe consider zipping it once in a while, hmm?

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Wait, Did That Church Sign Just Tell Me Off?

Via Pleated-Jeans

We can't fault them for getting to the point.

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Fine, I'll Confirm

Via Imgur

But if all Jesus ever posts is complaints or political memes, I'm hiding him from my timeline. You've been warned.

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Thanks, I Guess

Via Buzzfeed

Talk about going above and beyond! This place really delivers... and not just from evil.