These 18 Funny Church Signs Are a Blessing to Us All

Not laughing at these pun-filled signs is a comedy sin.

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Beverly Jenkins
    Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed.
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    Updated August 27, 2018

    Funny church signs have been circulating since the early 2000s, and they keep getting better as churches everywhere get in on the action. Each sign contains a spiritual or religious message, but these aren't your stereotypical sermons. Instead, the creative people who posted these signs came up with a clever or quirky way to impart their messages.   

    The list below contains some of the funniest church signs ever spotted by eagle-eyed Internet users. Reading these signs might not get you into heaven, but they definitely can't hurt.

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    Healthy Trail Mix

    Via Imgur 

    Most congregations are a mixed bag, but there are always a few nuts in any bag of trail mix. Don't worry — they add flavor.

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    You and Me Both

    Via Reddit

    Seriously—there's no reason at all for those blood-sucking jerks to exist!

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    Too Long, Didn't Read

    Via Reddit

    It's good to know that even sign writers can phone it in with the best of them.

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    Now That's Saying Something

    Via Reddit

    Kanye West, who might actually be laboring under the delusion that he is a god (we wouldn't put it past him), approves this message.

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    Didn't See That Coming

     Via Reddit

    If only there was a way to predict the future somehow...

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    Always Ahead of the Trends

    Via Reddit

    What's the difference between Hipster Jesus and regular Jesus?

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    Arr, Matey

    Via Imgur

    This is one church that takes "Talk like a Pirate" day very seriously. 

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    With Apologies to Meghan Trainor

    Via Imgur

    Great, now we're going to have this song stuck in our head all day.

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    Direct and to the Point

    Via Reddit

    Hat tip to this sign, which is doing double-duty: church promotion and public service announcement.

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    You've Got a Point There

    Via Twitter

    Reminds us of that old funny one-liner: "Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?"

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    I Like Your Style

    Via Twitter

    Forgive your enemies? Where's the fun in that?! 

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    Solid Advice

    Via Twitter

    This sign has something to say about your behavior offline and online.

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    Are There Any Other Menu Items?

    Via Pophangover

    "No thanks, I just ate a whole minister this morning, and I'm still stuffed."

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    That's What I'm Afraid Of

    Via MarketingJesus

    We do love a good double entendre, but this is still a little bit heavy handed. 

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    Just a Little Harsh

    Via Pophangover

    Sometimes the truth hurts, you chatterbox! Maybe consider zipping it once in a while, hmm?

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    Wait, Did That Church Sign Just Tell Me Off?

    Via Pleated-Jeans

    We can't fault them for getting to the point.

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    Fine, I'll Confirm

    Via Imgur

    But if all Jesus ever posts is complaints or political memes, I'm hiding him from my timeline. You've been warned.

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    Thanks, I Guess

    Via Buzzfeed

    Talk about going above and beyond! This place really delivers... and not just from evil.