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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

By

Beverly Jenkins

Updated on 06/20/19

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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Forget Grumpy Cat; Maxine was the original patron saint of bad attitudes!

If you've ever perused the Hallmark section of your local card shop, chances are you've already "met" Maxine. Maxine is an uber-grumpy fictional grandmother type who has never met a holiday, birthday, or special occasion she didn't want to say something snarky about. She's practically an institution in the web comic world, so we thought it was about time that we featured a gallery of her very BEST grumpy bon mots. Click through the slideshow to see all of the best Maxine comics from recent years.

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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You tell 'em, Maxine! Spoken like a true Golden Girl.

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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And she's just the person to take that bite!

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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Speaking of patriotic folks who may or may not be missing a few digits, thanks to those pesky fireworks.

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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An excellent point! Any excuse to wallow in my own filth is good for me. (I kid, I kid; but seriously, cleaning stinks.)

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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I wouldn't tangle with her; would you? Go ahead; make her day.

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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We all appreciate that, Max. May I call you Max? No? Okay.

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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I had no idea that Maxine was from the great state of Massachusetts!

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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Oooh, Columbus burn. You don't come across those every day.

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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Halloween, you say?

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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That doesn't make it feel any better, Maxine! I mean, I've heard. I couldn't know because I'm so young.

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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You say "antiques," I say "classics."

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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Ain't THAT the truth?

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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Being naked with Maxine sounds pretty terrifying, even if you're surrounded by gallons and gallons of water!

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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Oh yes, this one is definitely very relatable!

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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But, but.... That's every day, isn't it?

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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It's funny because it is true.

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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Sadly, I can really relate to this one!

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20 Funny and Snarky Maxine Cards For Any Occasion

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See more funny Maxine comics all year round on her official Facebook page.

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