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"Trump's campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, said this morning that Republicans should decide whether or not they support Donald Trump and 'stop pussyfooting around.' That's the worst choice of words since Abraham Lincoln said, 'I need slavery like I need a hole in the head.'" –Seth Meyers

"Trump denied the groping allegations, calling them 'ludicrous' at a rally today. But here's the problem for Trump: There's very good reason to believe he did what he's accused of. Why? Because an irrefutable, inside source told us so: Donald Trump. Donald Trump is his own Deep Throat. He's Creep Throat." –Seth Meyers

"A new national poll found that Democrats now have a significant lead over Republicans in the congressional races. Republicans said, 'And there's only one man to blame for this,' and Donald Trump said, 'Exactly: Billy Bush.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Trump is still under fire for the lewd and offensive tape that was released last week which he referred to as 'locker-room talk.' Well now pro athletes are speaking out against this, saying that's not how they speak in the locker room. While Tim Tebow said, 'I don't even like to say 'Billy Bush!'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Donald Trump lashed out at a number of Republicans on Twitter today, the ones who have been distancing themselves from him. He called Speaker of the House Paul Ryan a weak and ineffective leader. He called John McCain foul-mouthed. He also tweeted, 'It so is nice the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to.' This is how he's been behaving with shackles ON?" –Jimmy Kimmel

"A number of cable news outlets called it a tweet storm. During this terrible tweet storm I think we should take a moment to acknowledge Donald Trump's thumbs because those chubby little baby carrots have been working so very hard lately, they're worn down to the nubs and I applaud them for doing so much work." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Donald Trump tweeted earlier today, quote, 'It is so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way I want to.' What shackles are you talking about? The only thing that ever shackled you was the 140-character limit on Twitter." –Seth Meyers

"And NOW you're going to fight for America? Hey buddy, you're not Rosa Parks. You know how I know? People LIKED what Rosa Parks said on the bus. Huge difference." –Seth Meyers

"Hillary Clinton campaigned in Florida today with Al Gore. You're making Al Gore go back to Florida? That's so cruel. That's like making Joe Frazier go back to Manila." –Seth Meyers

"The Cleveland Indians yesterday completed their sweep of the Boston Red Sox and will move on in the ALCS. 'I hate the Indians,' said Donald Trump, who wasn't talking about baseball." –Seth Meyers

"Anyone who expected Donald Trump to reel it in was way off the mark. He was on fire. He promised that if he was president he'd throw Hillary in jail. He called her the devil — not A devil, THE devil. Which I think might have been his way of coming on to her." –Jimmy Kimmel

"A lot of post-debate analysis registered surprise that with all that was going on with Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton didn't definitively win the debate. The truth is you don't win a debate like that. You survive it. You board up the windows and you get in the basement. You curl up in a ball until it blows over. It's like a tornado." –Jimmy Kimmel

"One of the fascinating things that happened on Friday was, before the Billy Bush tape was released, all the news was about Hurricane Matthew. I thought Hurricane Matthew was going to come to California and get us, there was so much news." –Jimmy Kimmel