Quotes From the Movie "Borat" The title character from the offbeat comedy had a lot of weird things to say Share PINTEREST Email Print E. Charbonneau / Getty Images By Simran Khurana Simran Khurana Education Expert MBA in Human Resource Development and Management, Narsee Monjee Institution of Management Studies B.S. in Commerce, Accounting, and Finance, University of Mumbai Simran Khurana is the Editor-in-Chief for ReachIvy, and a teacher and freelance writer and editor, who uses quotations in her pedagogy. Learn about our Editorial Process Updated on 01/14/20 The 2006 film "Borat," starring Sacha Baron Cohen, is a comedy about a fictional man from Kazakhstan who comes to America and finds it very different than he expected. The film's full title is "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." In Borat's words, "Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute." The Backstory of Borat: Controversy and Criticism The film is in a style known as "mockumentary" (think "Spinal Tap"), and many of the Americans who Borat interviewed were supposedly unaware he was an actor and not a real Kazakh journalist. A few were none too pleased with how they were portrayed in the film, and claimed that they were duped into participating. The film, and its highly crude humor, made it extremely controversial even before it was released in theaters, and "Borat" was banned in many Arab countries. Nonetheless, Cohen won a Golden Globe for his performance, and the movie was a critical and box office success. Here are some weird and wild quotes from this unusual movie. Be warned that they're definitely not for a family audience and may be offensive to some readers. Borat's Conversations and Arguments Mike Jared: "I'm, er... recently retired..."Borat: "You are a retard?" Azamat: "What's in California?"Borat: "Pearl Harbor is there. So is Texas." Borat: "Your dog is a loser... you are upset?"Dog Show Contestant: "No, no. I don't get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose."Borat: "You will put him in a sack in the river?" Sexist Borat "You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and womens." "I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini... because it is for girls!" "In my country, we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes." "Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls." "Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horse can not!" "Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel." Racist Borat "I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... ten if not." "I say this because I had a very bad gypsy attack... they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed." "Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium; other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium." "I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS."