Funny "Dumb and Dumber" Movie Quotes and Jokes

Jim Carrey And Jeff Daniels In 'Dumb & Dumber'

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For moviemakers, comedy is not an easy genre, yet the two leading characters in Dumb and Dumber make comedy seem like a cakewalk. They really know how to get under your skin with their inane behavior. Here are some Dumb and Dumber movie quotes that demonstrate the great comic timing of Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.


"Hey, look, the Monkees! They were a huge influence on the Beatles."

"Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver's a bit lost."

"We got no food, no jobs... our pet's heads are falling off!"

"That's what we're gonna call it. I got worms! We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms."

"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!"


[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped] "Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"

"I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!"

"What if he shot me in the face?"

"According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches."

Joe Mentalino

"Shut up! Now we don't even know who the hell they are! You don't kill people you don't know. That's a rule."