27 Customer Service Memes to Help You Laugh Through Your Retail Rage

No, Sir. The Customer Is NOT Always Right.

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Ah, customer service. It's a concept that we all enjoy when we're on the receiving end, but when it's time for us to put on our happy faces and take care of the needs of others it's a whole different story. Whether you're working in retail, food services, or some other form of client services, you'll recognize the sentiments expressed in the costumer service memes below. From bizarrely-entitled patrons who think they're always right to blatantly rude and obnoxious customers who look down on you as if you're beneath them, people who work in customer service routinely see the worst that humanity has to offer.

"Heeeeere's Johnny!"

Via Reddit.

"Yes, the doors are locked and we're frantically trying to finish up so we can go home, but by all means come on in and start browsing. Now's a great time for a complicated return, too! Don't worry; we don't have a social life so it's all cool."

Gotta Love Those Corporate Mix Tapes

Via Facebook/RetailFails.

You know how sick you get of the same 10 holiday songs over and over? That's what it's like to work in a retail chain every day of the year. After a while you start to twitch when certain pop stars come on the radio.

Christmas Is Not So Holly Jolly When You Work in Retail

Via Imgur.

Spending the holidays in retail will change you, and not necessarily for the better. Funny how some people take advantage of this time of joy and appreciation to show their worst side to employees in the retail business.

Did I Stutter?

Via Imgur.

"Oh, of course. I just didn't mention those other times before."

Retail or Restaurant Server

Via Facebook/Customer Service memes.

Either one can make you hate humanity.


Via Facebook/Customer Service memes.

Do I want to be happy now or two weeks from now when I get my paycheck? Duh, bye!

That's Really All We Ever Asked For

Via Imgur.

As much as we love chatting, what can we do to make this conversation go away?

It's Only Twice as Many

Via Facebook/Customer Service memes.

"We'll just pull some chairs up!"

I'd Love to Stay and Watch You Shop

Via Imgur.

I live for it, Barbara! Go ahead, try it on, order a complicated cappuccino! I'll wait!

Been Wearing Them for Weeks

Via 9gag.

But nah, I don't even like them.

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Via Facebook/Customer Service memes.

Good thing your behavior reflects on you, not me.

Aw, That's a Shame

Via 9gag.

Best. Feeling. Ever.

You Need MY Help?

Via Facebook/Customer Service memes.

But I'm just a lowly servant who doesn't even deserve a hello!

Yay, You're Here!

Via Runt of the Web.

The second my misery ends, yours begins.

Who, Me?

Via Reddit.

No, I just enjoy wearing this shirt with the store's logo on it.

We Need You to Work a Double

Via Imgur.

There's no sick time in customer service! Get in here and infect the entire place or you're fired.

Only Every Day of My Life

Via Imgur.

I don't need to know about your grandson's sister's college roommate's computer troubles, but thanks anyway.

Take Your Time

Via Facebook/Customer Service memes.

I get paid by the hour, so it's cool. It's all cool. Don't mind all those people waiting in line behind you!

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Via Facebook/Customer Service memes.

If looks could kill, you'd be a pile of dust on the floor.

Time to Get Home

Via ebaumsworld.com.

I need to let my inner demon out to get some air.

It's My Favorite Thing Ever!

Via Runt of the Web.

Be sure to really give me a hard time because I definitely don't get paid enough for this. And go ahead and kill the messenger while you're at it!

I'll Get Right on It

Via Reddit.

I'm busier than a one-armed paper-hanger, but yeah—whatever you need!

I Am Invisible

Via Facebook/Customer Service memes.

I'll just wait right here while you browse. Don't mind me.

But Otherwise I'm Great

Via Imgur

You try standing on your feet for 9 hours while simultaneously maintaining a cheerful demeanor. It's hard!

Must Be That 'New Math'

Via funnybeaver.com.

What am I, a super computer? That's what calculators are for!

Only on My Lunch Break

Via Facebook/Customer Service memes.

Crying is healthy for you, isn't it? ISN'T IT?

I Will Murder You in Your Sleep

Via Facebook/Customer Service memes.

No, it's fine. Really I'm FINE.

See, the customer is definitely not always right. Sometimes, they're so wrong it ought to be illegal. Thankfully we've got funny memes to comfort us and remind us we're not alone!