Humor Web Humor 30 Admittedly Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Might Actually Work Break the ice like a pro with these funny pick up lines Share PINTEREST Email Print Via Getty Images/Roy Mehta Humor Memes Holiday Humor By Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed. Learn about our Editorial Process Updated on 05/24/19 It's not always easy to get a date. Even in the age of the internet with all of the various dating apps and matchmaking technology at our fingertips, there's something to be said for spotting someone across the room and summoning the courage to make your move. The only problem is that when you're face to face, you won't have time to formulate that perfect pick up line in order to woo your potential partner like you could if you were sitting behind a keyboard. Thankfully, we've got the perfect pick up lines to try out next time you find yourself out in the real world. These silly and often suggestive quips provide the perfect way to break the ice using humor, which is a very attractive quality in a potential mate! At least, that's what my mom always told me, and she wouldn't lie. Would she? 01 of 30 Hold Out Your Hand and Ask This Question Via Getty Images/Suparat Malipoom / EyeEm "Hey I'm going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?" This one is sure to get at least an eye roll. Let's call it a start! 02 of 30 "I’m Going to Have to Ask You to leave...." Via Getty Images/Thomas Barwick "Because you're making the other girls look bad." Flattery will get you everywhere. 03 of 30 I’m Not a Photographer..." Via Getty Images/Westend61 ... but I can picture me and you together." 04 of 30 "Have You Got Any Raisins?" Via Getty Images/128256977 When they answer "no," say, "Oh, then how about a date instead?" Smooth! 05 of 30 "Are You Cake?" Via Getty Images/Kittiwut Siriprompisan/EyeEm "Because I want a piece of that." 06 of 30 "Excuse Me, You Dropped Something." Via Getty Images/Robert Deutchman When she looks down and asks what she dropped, tell her, "Your standards." Self-deprecating wit is our favorite kind. 07 of 30 "Are You a Bank Loan?" Via Getty Images/Jonathan Knowles "Well, you've certainly got my interest!" 08 of 30 Take Her Picture on Your Phone Via Getty Images/Thomas Barwick Then tell her, "I just want to text my mom and show her what my next girlfriend looks like." 09 of 30 "Do You Believe in Love at First Sight?" Via Getty Images/Roy Mehta "Or should I walk by again?" 10 of 30 "I Think There's Something Wrong With My Phone" Via Getty Images/Uwe Krejci "Could you try calling it for me so I can see if it works?" 11 of 30 "I'm New in Town" Via Getty Images/Hinterhaus Productions "Could you give me directions to your place?" 12 of 30 "What Do You Think of This Shirt?" Via Getty Images/bradyreece "Go ahead and feel it. It's nice, right? It's made out of boyfriend material." 13 of 30 "Is Your Name Google?" Via Getty Images/Iain Masterton "Because you're the answer to everything I'm looking for." 14 of 30 "I'm Afraid I Was Blinded by Your Beauty" Via Getty Images/Westend61 "I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes." 15 of 30 "Baby, I'm No Weatherman" Via Getty Images/Photo Alto, Frederic Cirou "But if my prediction is accurate, you can expect a few inches tonight." Fair warning, this one will either get you a date or slapped across the face. 16 of 30 "On a Scale of One to America..." Via Getty Images/Valentyn Semenov / EyeEm "How free are you tonight?" 17 of 30 "I'm Not Actually This Tall" Via Getty Images/cveltri "I'm just sitting on my wallet." 18 of 30 “My Buddies and I Made a Bet..." Via Getty Images/Douglas Sacha "They said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. So what should we do with their money?" 19 of 30 “Don’t Tell Me if You Want Me to Take You Out to Dinner” Via Getty Images/Uli Pfeiffer “Just smile for yes, or do a back flip, somersault, counter-spin gymnastics combination for no.” 20 of 30 “Hey, My Name’s Microsoft” Via Getty Images/Antonio M. Rosario "Can I crash at your place tonight?" 21 of 30 "Your Middle Name Must Be Gillette" Via Getty Images/Mike Kemp "Because you’re the best a man can get.” This pick up line also has a catchy jingle so she won't be able to get you out of her head. Smart. 22 of 30 I Know You're Busy Today..." Via Getty Images/Andrew Mckenna / EyeEm "But maybe I can get on your 'to do' list tomorrow?" 23 of 30 You Stole my Heart..." Via Getty Images/Peter Dazeley "... so can I steal your last name?" Subtle! 24 of 30 You Remind Me of My Appendix Via Getty Images/South_agency "I don't know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out." I thought they were going to say "largely useless and can cause sudden pain when you least expect it," but this is better. 25 of 30 "I Want to Tell You Your Fortune" Via Getty Images/H. Armstrong Roberts/ClassicStock Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future." 26 of 30 "Are There Any Cops Around?" Via Getty Images/Mimi Haddon "Because I'm about to steal your heart." 27 of 30 "I'm Not a Hoarder" Via Getty Images/ Tetra Images "Yet you make me want to keep you forever." 28 of 30 "What's Your Favorite Color?" Via Getty Images/Petri Oeschger Whatever color she answers, say, "Me too! We must be soulmates!" 29 of 30 "You Look Familiar. Did We Go to School Together?" Via Getty Images/Emma Innocenti "I could have sworn we had chemistry." 30 of 30 "You Can't Be My First...." Via Getty Images/Kateryna Soroka "But you can be my last." Now that you've got some funny pick up lines in your arsenal, go forth and find someone to try 'em out on.