Humor Weird News 25 Bizarre News Headlines You Won't Believe Are Actually Real These truths are definitely stranger than fiction Share PINTEREST Email Print Via CollegeHumor. Humor Political Humor Web Humor Weird News Paranormal & Ghosts Urban Legends UFOs By Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed. our editorial process Beverly Jenkins Updated March 11, 2019 Journalists are trained to report the news in an unbiased manner, but no matter how they phrase it, every once in a while a story comes along that is so bizarre that it sounds completely made up. The headlines in this collection are all 100% real while also being so outlandish that they're downright hysterical. Take a walk on the wild side of the news business and just be glad you're not involved in any of these headlines. 01 of 24 Missippi? Where is That? We Know Memes Didn't we all learn how to spell Mississippi at some point in elementary school? Apparently this newspaper editor was out sick that day. 02 of 24 I See What You Did There NY Post If you're going to make a pun that involves Tiger Woods, you'd better believe that pun is going to include a good ball joke. 03 of 24 Hey Guys! Just Something "Who are we searching for? Is she nice? Do I know her?" Oh, to be a fly on the wall when she learned who they were searching for! 04 of 24 Sounds Like Young Adult Fiction In The Making Imgur Move over, Twilight! There's a new teen angst novel in town. Instead of an undead vampire boyfriend, let's go with a totally dead ghost boyfriend. 05 of 24 Best Wedding Ever? CollegeHumor It's always interesting when a strange wedding makes headlines, but this one has to take the proverbial cake. 06 of 24 Doggone It Imgur The poor guy must have been wondering why no one ever wrote him back! Also, how did this make the newspaper? Slow news day? 07 of 24 Death By Condom Pleated Jeans As far as embarrassing deaths go, this has to make the top 100. 08 of 24 Pooh Bear Has Always Seemed Shifty Dumpaday This just confirms what we've always suspected of Winnie the Pooh and the Abominable Snowman. Just look at this dastardly duo! They've got "international crime ring" written all over them. 09 of 24 Ugly People Are The Worst Blogspot Are we ever going to get some good-looking parents in here, or what? 10 of 24 I'm Not Following Imgur This story seems like it needs a venn diagram, a compass, and possibly a decoder ring to figure out what's happening. 11 of 24 How Embarrassing Pinterest We had no idea that having a small package was a crime. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a few ex-boyfriends to report. 12 of 24 Somebody Likes Queen LOLpics That Queen song is stuck in your head now, isn't it? Mission accomplished, guys. 13 of 24 Polly Wants Your Wallet Pleated Jeans That had to be a tough one to explain to the police officers on the scene. 14 of 24 Now That's Just Mean Pinterest Phrasing is important, folks. Really important. 15 of 24 Nudists Fight Erection Pinterest We'll bet they do. 16 of 24 No Sh*t, Sherlock Runt of the Web GASP! Princess Di was alive hours before she was killed? This changes everything! 17 of 24 Police Were Not 'Loving It' Fox News Who else are you going to call when you have a nugget emergency? She just needed some of those sweet, sweet fried chicken parts. Who could blame her? 18 of 24 Does She Need A New Best Friend? Just Something Because I want to party with this chick. 19 of 24 Okay Then Reddit There's a lot to unpack here, and no matter what happens I think they'll be hearing from Gordon Ramsay's attorneys. 20 of 24 Yeah, That's A Great Idea Imgur "Take it from me; nobody has more experience with spending money to make money than I do. I've got the six bankruptsies to prove it." 21 of 24 This Kid Is Going Places Pleated Jeans Way to think on your feet, young man. 22 of 24 *Snort**Giggle**TeeHee We Know Memes Even though his name is technically pronounced "Bay-ner," you can't deny that this headline is pretty fan-freaking-fantastic. 23 of 24 Pork Chops Are Dangerous Twitter User @Nate__Dogg__ Have fun explaining that one to your health insurance company. 24 of 24 Last But Not Least Reddit This image isn't so much about the headline as it is about the juxtaposition of stories. Plus, it touches on one of the internet's most favorite pastimes: Making fun of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.