25 Bizarre News Headlines You Won't Believe Are Actually Real

Didn't we all learn how to spell Mississippi at some point in elementary school? Apparently this newspaper editor was out sick that day. 

If you're going to make a pun that involves Tiger Woods, you'd better believe that pun is going to include a good ball joke.

"Who are we searching for? Is she nice? Do I know her?"

Oh, to be a fly on the wall when she learned who they were searching for! 

Move over, Twilight! There's a new teen angst novel in town. Instead of an undead vampire boyfriend, let's go with a totally dead ghost boyfriend.

It's always interesting when a strange wedding makes headlines, but this one has to take the proverbial cake.

The poor guy must have been wondering why no one ever wrote him back!

Also, how did this make the newspaper? Slow news day?

As far as embarrassing deaths go, this has to make the top 100. 

This just confirms what we've always suspected of Winnie the Pooh and the Abominable Snowman. Just look at this dastardly duo!  They've got "international crime ring" written all over them.

Are we ever going to get some good-looking parents in here, or what? 

This story seems like it needs a venn diagram, a compass, and possibly a decoder ring to figure out what's happening.

We had no idea that having a small package was a crime. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a few ex-boyfriends to report. 

That Queen song is stuck in your head now, isn't it? Mission accomplished, guys.  

That had to be a tough one to explain to the police officers on the scene. 

Phrasing is important, folks. Really important. 

We'll bet they do.  

GASP! Princess Di was alive hours before she was killed? This changes everything! 

Who else are you going to call when you have a nugget emergency? She just needed some of those sweet, sweet fried chicken parts. Who could blame her?

Because I want to party with this chick. 

There's a lot to unpack here, and no matter what happens I think they'll be hearing from Gordon Ramsay's attorneys.

"Take it from me; nobody has more experience with spending money to make money than I do. I've got the six bankruptsies to prove it."

Way to think on your feet, young man. 

Even though his name is technically pronounced "Bay-ner," you can't deny that this headline is pretty fan-freaking-fantastic.

Have fun explaining that one to your health insurance company.

This image isn't so much about the headline as it is about the juxtaposition of stories. Plus, it touches on one of the internet's most favorite pastimes: Making fun of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.