Entertainment TV & Film "Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?" Best 'Indiana Jones' Movie Quotes The Best Lines from Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom & The Last Crusade Share PINTEREST Email Print Corbis via Getty Images / Getty Images TV & Film Movies Best Movie Lists Comedies Science Fiction Movies War Movies Classic Movies International Movies Movies For Kids Horror Movies Movie Awards Animated Films TV Shows By Rebecca Murray Rebecca Murray is Editor-in-Chief for ShowbizJunkies.com and has been an approved film and television critic for Rotten Tomatoes since 2002. our editorial process Rebecca Murray Updated January 02, 2018 Here are the most memorable quotes from the first three films of the popular Indiana Jones adventure movie franchise: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Marion (Karen Allen): "Indiana Jones. I always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door." Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford): "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" Indiana Jones to Belloq (Paul Freeman): "You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do." Marion: (Being kidnapped) "You can't do this to me! I'm an American!" Indiana Jones: (Passing a torch) "Take this. Wave it at anything that slithers."Marion: "Thanks. Oh, my God! This whole place is slithering!" Indiana Jones: "Get back to Cairo, get us some transport to England. Boat, plane, anything... Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me; I'm going after that truck."Sallah (John Rhys-Davies): "How?"Indiana Jones: "I don't know. I'm making this up as I go." Marion: "You're not the man I knew ten years ago."Indiana Jones: "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Short Round (Ke Huy Quan): "What is Sankara?"Indiana Jones: "Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory." Willie (Kate Capshaw): (Sprinkling perfume on an elephant) "Oh, quit complaining. This is expensive stuff." Willie: "Oh, what big birds!"Indiana Jones: "Those aren’t big birds, sweetheart. They’re giant vampire bats."Willie: "Bats?!" Indiana Jones to Short Round: (On Willie) "The biggest trouble with her is the noise." Short Round to Indiana Jones: "I’m very little. You cheat very big. Dr. Jones, you cheat. You pay money. You owe me 10 cents!" Willie: "We’re surrounded. The entire place is crawling with living things."Indiana Jones: "That’s why they call it the jungle, sweetheart." Indiana Jones: "Willie, Willie? What is that? Is that short for something?"Willie: "Willie is my professional name Indiana."Short Round: "Hey lady, you call him Dr. Jones."Indiana Jones: "My professional name." Indiana Jones: "I’d sleep closer if I were you, for safety’s sake."Willie: "Dr. Jones, I’d be safer sleeping with a snake." Chattar Lal (Roshan Seth): "I should say you look rather lost. But then I can not imagine where in the world the three of you would look at home." Willie: "Give me your hat."Short Round: "Why?"Willie: "Because I’m going to puke in it." Chattar Lal: "And wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?"Indiana Jones: "No, it wasn't my head."Chattar Lal: "Then your hands, perhaps?"Indiana Jones: "No, it wasn't my hands. It was my...my misunderstanding." Indiana Jones: "Wear your jewels to bed, princess?"Willie: "Yeah. And nothing else. Does that shock you?"Indiana Jones: "Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist."Willie: "So as a scientist you do a lot of research?"Indiana Jones: "Always."Willie: "What sort of research would you do on me?" Willie: "There are two dead people in here!"Indiana Jones: "There’s going to be two dead people in here! Hurry!"Willie: "I’ve almost had enough of you two." Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Fedora (Richard Young): "You lost today kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it." Indiana Jones to his students: "We do not follow maps to buried treasure and X never, ever marks the spot." Walter Donovan (Julian Glover): "We're only one step away."Indiana Jones: "That's usually when the ground falls out from beneath your feet." Dr. Elsa Schneider (Alison Doody): "Dr. Jones? I knew it was you. You have your father's eyes."Indiana Jones: "And my mother's ears, but the rest belongs to you." Indiana Jones kissing Elsa: "Leave me alone! I don't like fast women."Elsa nibbling on Indy's ear: "And I hate arrogant men."Indiana Jones: "I love Venice!" Indiana Jones: "Nazis...I hate these guys!" Indiana Jones to Sean Connery as Henry Jones: "I told you, don't call me Junior!" Indiana Jones: "How did you know she was a Nazi?"Henry Jones: "She talks in her sleep." Sallah: "Please, what does it always mean, this Junior?"Henry Jones: "That's his name. Henry Jones Jr."Indiana Jones: "I like Indiana."Henry Jones: "We named the dog Indiana."