Best Weiner Headlines

By
Daniel Kurtzman
Daniel Kurtzman
Daniel Kurtzman is a political journalist turned satirist. He has been widely cited as a political humor expert and authored two books on the subject.
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Updated on 01/13/20
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Meet Carlos Danger

via the New York Post
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Tip of the Weiner

via the Daily News
03
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Too Hard to Stop

New York Post
04
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Beat It Weiner

Daily News
05
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Weiner's Second Coming

The New York Post
06
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Cuomo Spanks Weiner

The Daily News
07
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Dirty Weiner Plunges in Hole

Huffington Post
08
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Weiner's Rise and Fall

New York Post
09
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He Couldn't Keep It Up

Metro - New York Edition
10
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Stick a Fork in Weiner

New York Daily News
11
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Weiner Finally Yanks Himself

New York Post
12
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Weiner Hung

New York Post
13
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Obama Beats Weiner

New York Post
14
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Mounting Pressure on Weiner

CNN
15
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Weiner Pulls Out

New York Post
16
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Weiner Probe

Fox Nation
17
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Fall on Your Sword, Weiner

New York Post
18
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Weiner: I'll Stick It Out

New York Post
19
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Hide the Weiner

New York Post
20
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Weiner Exposed

New York Post
21
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Weiner Is Shrinking

New York Post
22
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Weiner's Pickle

New York Daily News
23
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The Big Wang Theory

The Daily Show
24
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Weiner A Little Stiff

Fox News.com
25
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Boehner Won't Bite on Weiner

CNSNews.com
26
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I Twit

The Daily
27
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Pop Goes the Weasel

New York Post
28
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Little Weiner In The Oven

New York Daily News
29
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Yeah, I'm A Schmuck

New York Daily News
30
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Letting Weiner Shrivel

New York Post
31
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Weiner Lets It All Hang Out

Huffington Post
32
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Erections Have Consequences

33
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Cocksure Weiner

TMZ
34
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It Could Be My Weiner

The Daily
35
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Weiner's Junk Defense

The Daily Beast
36
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Weiner Bares All

Philadelphia Daily News
37
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Circumcision 2011

The Daily Show
38
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Rallying Behind Weiner Probe

CNN
39
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Boehner Pokes Fun At Weiner

CNN
40
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The Lesson of Weiner's Schnitzel

Kansas City Star
41
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Tough Package to Handle

Time
42
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The Wangover

The Daily Show
43
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Anthony and Cleopenis

The Daily Show
44
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Weiner Gets Grilled

Fox News
45
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Weiner Hard to Swallow

Huffington Post
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Hard Time

New York Post