The 20 Best Ann Coulter Jokes at the Rob Lowe Roast

"Ann seems stiff and conservative, but she gets wild in the sheets — just ask the Klan." – David Spade

 “Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you include Mein Kampf.” – Nikki Glaser
 

“Ann Coulter is here. If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?” – Pete Davidson
 

"Why is Ann Coulter here tonight? Because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close." –Rob Lowe

 “I’m not the only athlete up here. As you know earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.” – Peyton Manning
 

“I do want to say as a feminist that I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.” – Jewel
 

“How do I roast someone from hell? Ann, you are the only woman ever to sexually harass Roger Ailes.” –Jeffrey Ross
 

“Ann hopes the Republicans can hold onto the House so she can still haunt it.” – David Spade
 

“Ann is against gay marriage. What is your thinking on that? If I can’t get a husband, they can’t either?” – Jeffrey Ross
 

"Last year we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter, who cuts eyeholes in them." –Pete Davidson

"It looks like she's having a good time. I haven't seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot." –David Spade

“If Ann Coulter is here, someone must have said her name three times. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!” – Rob Riggle
 

 “Ann, you are awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.” – Nikki Glaser
 

“God, it’s white up here. It’s the only way we could get Ann Coulter, though.” – Nikki Glaser
 

“Jeff Ross is going to party like it’s 1999. Ann Coulter is going to vote like it’s 1899.” – Jewel
 

“Ann has never had kids. She is so anti-immigration, her vagina won’t allow anymore in the country.” – Rob Lowe

“Ann Coulter and no black people? What are we roasting? A cross?” –Pete Davidson
 

"Is Pete white? Is he black? Ann Coulter needs to know, so she can decide if she hates him." —David Spade, referring to Pete Davidson

"It's 56 days 'til Halloween, but I see that Ann Coulter's already in her skeleton costume" –Rob Lowe
 

“Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive. It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself.” –British comedian Jimmy Carr

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