Humor Political Humor The 20 Best Ann Coulter Jokes at the Rob Lowe Roast Share PINTEREST Email Print Political Humor Political Jokes Political Cartoons Political Memes Political Quotes Politicians By Daniel Kurtzman Daniel Kurtzman is a political journalist turned satirist. He has been widely cited as a political humor expert and authored two books on the subject. our editorial process Daniel Kurtzman Updated September 01, 2018 Ann Coulter got mercilessly skewered at the Rob Lowe roast on Comedy Central. Here are the 20 best insults hurled at the conservative pundit, including hilarious lines by David Spade, Nikki Glasser, Rob Lowe, Jeffrey Ross, Rob Riggle, Peyton Manning, and Jewel. 01 of 20 David Spade on Ann Coulter Michael Tran/FilmMagic via Getty Images "Ann seems stiff and conservative, but she gets wild in the sheets — just ask the Klan." – David Spade 02 of 20 Nikki Glasser on Ann Coulter “Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you include Mein Kampf.” – Nikki Glaser 03 of 20 Pete Davidson on Ann Coulter “Ann Coulter is here. If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?” – Pete Davidson 04 of 20 Rob Lowe on Ann Coulter "Why is Ann Coulter here tonight? Because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close." –Rob Lowe 05 of 20 Peyton Manning on Ann Coulter “I’m not the only athlete up here. As you know earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.” – Peyton Manning 06 of 20 Jewel on Ann Coulter “I do want to say as a feminist that I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.” – Jewel 07 of 20 Jeffrey Ross on Ann Coulter “How do I roast someone from hell? Ann, you are the only woman ever to sexually harass Roger Ailes.” –Jeffrey Ross 08 of 20 David Spade on Ann Coulter “Ann hopes the Republicans can hold onto the House so she can still haunt it.” – David Spade 09 of 20 Jeffrey Ross on Ann Coulter “Ann is against gay marriage. What is your thinking on that? If I can’t get a husband, they can’t either?” – Jeffrey Ross 10 of 20 Pete Davidson on Ann Coulter "Last year we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter, who cuts eyeholes in them." –Pete Davidson 11 of 20 David Spade on Ann Coulter "It looks like she's having a good time. I haven't seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot." –David Spade 12 of 20 Rob Riggle on Ann Coulter “If Ann Coulter is here, someone must have said her name three times. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!” – Rob Riggle 13 of 20 Nikki Glasser on Ann Coulter “Ann, you are awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.” – Nikki Glaser 14 of 20 Nikki Glasser on Ann Coulter “God, it’s white up here. It’s the only way we could get Ann Coulter, though.” – Nikki Glaser 15 of 20 Jewel on Ann Coulter “Jeff Ross is going to party like it’s 1999. Ann Coulter is going to vote like it’s 1899.” – Jewel 16 of 20 Rob Lowe on Ann Coulter “Ann has never had kids. She is so anti-immigration, her vagina won’t allow anymore in the country.” – Rob Lowe 17 of 20 Pete Davidson on Ann Coulter “Ann Coulter and no black people? What are we roasting? A cross?” –Pete Davidson 18 of 20 David Spade on Ann Coulter "Is Pete white? Is he black? Ann Coulter needs to know, so she can decide if she hates him." —David Spade, referring to Pete Davidson 19 of 20 Rob Lowe on Ann Coulter "It's 56 days 'til Halloween, but I see that Ann Coulter's already in her skeleton costume" –Rob Lowe 20 of 20 Jimmy Carr on Ann Coulter “Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive. It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself.” –British comedian Jimmy CarrNext > Funniest Donald Trump Memes See Also: Best Jokes About Donald Trump "Donald Trump is now ahead of Hillary Clinton in the polls. This was reported today in The Washington Post, and 2,000 years ago in the Book of Revelation." –Conan O'Brien "Donald Trump told The Washington Post that he'll be able to get the United States completely out of debt in eight years. When asked how, Trump was like, 'Easy, declare bankruptcy and start fresh! It's fantastic. I've done it already. It's amazing.'" –Jimmy Fallon "Donald Trump said yesterday that acting more presidential would make his campaign 'boring as hell.' Though if he gets elected, I suppose 'boring' is the best version of hell we can hope for." –Seth Meyers "You don’t argue with a toddler if you want to win; don’t amplify the toddler’s voice, because you’ll just get trapped in the toddler’s world. Rather, just keep asking the toddler to elaborate, because logic is the downfall of every toddler." –Trevor Noah on handling Donald Trump"Donald Trump still hasn't released his tax returns, 12 women have accused him of sexual assault, and he's going on trial for fraud for Trump University in November, but now the only thing the media's talking about is emails. It's like if during the O.J. trial everyone was focused on whether or not the Ford Bronco had up-to-date registration." –Seth Meyers