The 20 Best Ann Coulter Jokes at the Rob Lowe Roast

Ann Coulter got mercilessly skewered at the Rob Lowe roast on Comedy Central. Here are the 20 best insults hurled at the conservative pundit, including hilarious lines by David Spade, Nikki Glasser, Rob Lowe, Jeffrey Ross, Rob Riggle, Peyton Manning, and Jewel.

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David Spade on Ann Coulter

"Ann seems stiff and conservative, but she gets wild in the sheets — just ask the Klan." – David Spade

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Nikki Glasser on Ann Coulter

“Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you include Mein Kampf.” – Nikki Glaser

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Pete Davidson on Ann Coulter

“Ann Coulter is here. If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?” – Pete Davidson

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Rob Lowe on Ann Coulter

"Why is Ann Coulter here tonight? Because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close." –Rob Lowe

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Peyton Manning on Ann Coulter

“I’m not the only athlete up here. As you know earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.” – Peyton Manning

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Jewel on Ann Coulter

“I do want to say as a feminist that I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.” – Jewel

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Jeffrey Ross on Ann Coulter

“How do I roast someone from hell? Ann, you are the only woman ever to sexually harass Roger Ailes.” –Jeffrey Ross

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David Spade on Ann Coulter

“Ann hopes the Republicans can hold onto the House so she can still haunt it.” – David Spade

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Jeffrey Ross on Ann Coulter

“Ann is against gay marriage. What is your thinking on that? If I can’t get a husband, they can’t either?” – Jeffrey Ross

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Pete Davidson on Ann Coulter

"Last year we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter, who cuts eyeholes in them." –Pete Davidson

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David Spade on Ann Coulter

"It looks like she's having a good time. I haven't seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot." –David Spade

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Rob Riggle on Ann Coulter

“If Ann Coulter is here, someone must have said her name three times. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!” – Rob Riggle

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Nikki Glasser on Ann Coulter

“Ann, you are awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.” – Nikki Glaser

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Nikki Glasser on Ann Coulter

“God, it’s white up here. It’s the only way we could get Ann Coulter, though.” – Nikki Glaser

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Jewel on Ann Coulter

“Jeff Ross is going to party like it’s 1999. Ann Coulter is going to vote like it’s 1899.” – Jewel

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Rob Lowe on Ann Coulter

“Ann has never had kids. She is so anti-immigration, her vagina won’t allow anymore in the country.” – Rob Lowe

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Pete Davidson on Ann Coulter

“Ann Coulter and no black people? What are we roasting? A cross?” –Pete Davidson

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David Spade on Ann Coulter

"Is Pete white? Is he black? Ann Coulter needs to know, so she can decide if she hates him." —David Spade, referring to Pete Davidson

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Rob Lowe on Ann Coulter

"It's 56 days 'til Halloween, but I see that Ann Coulter's already in her skeleton costume" –Rob Lowe

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Jimmy Carr on Ann Coulter

“Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive. It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself.” –British comedian Jimmy Carr

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