Funny Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes as Actor and Politician

The World According to Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is a popular bodybuilder, politician, and actor. He grew to fame in 1982 and became governor of California in 2003.


"I don't understand how they can call me anti-Latino when I've made four movies in Mexico."

"I like the color red because it's a fire. And I see myself as always being on fire."

"To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don't be economic girlie men!"

"If I would do another 'Terminator' movie I would have Terminator travel back in time and tell Arnold not to have a special election."

"I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento."

"As you know, I don't need to take any money from anybody. I have plenty of money myself. I will make the decisions for the people."

"We have to make sure everyone in California has a great job. A fantastic job!"
"The public doesn't care about figures."

"From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they're taxed. Then they go and get the cup of coffee, they're taxed...This goes on all day long. Tax, tax, tax."

"As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,' which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked."

"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."

"Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day."

"I have inhaled, exhaled everything."

"Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff."

"My relationship to power and authority is that I'm all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave."

"I admired Hitler, for instance, because he came from being a little man with almost no formal education, up to power. I admire him for being such a good public speaker and for what he did with it."

Movie Quotes

"Consider dat a divorce!" –in "Total Recall"

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" –in "Kindergarten Cop"

"Come with me if you want to live." –in "Terminator 2"

"What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" –from "Conan the Barbarian"

"I'm not into politics, I'm into survival" –in "The Running Man"

"I'll be back." –in "The Terminator"

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." –in "Predator"

"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad." –in "True Lies"

"The difference is... I'm just going to kill you." –in "Collateral Damage"

"I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence." –in "Twins"

"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!" –in "Batman and Robin"

"First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna take that chisel and kill the guard with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck." –in "True Lies"

"If I am not me, who da hell am I?" –in "Total Recall"

"Hasta la vista, baby!" –in "Terminator 2"