Humor Web Humor 20 'Punny' Boat Names Share PINTEREST Email Print Humor Memes Holiday Humor By Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins Beverly Jenkins is a humor and pop culture writer. She has published three web humor books and six calendars, including You Had One Job! and Photobombed. Learn about our Editorial Process Updated on 10/30/18 Owning a boat seems like a lot of fun, and not just because you get to spend your days cruising around the water fishing or enjoying water sports. It can also be a chance to test out a good pun. When it comes to boat names, the wittier they are, the better. That's where these 20 boat owners truly excelled—they all came up with punny boat names so bad, they're actually fantastic (and funny). 01 of 20 Riff on a Song Via HuffPost. Sir Mix-A-Lot wasn't thinking about boats when he wrote his song, but he nonetheless inspired a lot of seafaring punsters. 02 of 20 Look to the Movies Via Smosh. The Codfather here is going to make you an offer that you can't refuse: to go fishing. 03 of 20 Sex Sells Via Acid Cow. That is simply too much information. Still, we applaud the owner's cleverness. However, that font is kind of hard to read. Font choice is important, people! 04 of 20 Honor Your Obession Via HuffPost. Get it? He is addicted to water. Let's just hope that's the only thing. Remember, kids: don't drink and drive. Even if you can float. 05 of 20 Hip to the Hop Via Bored Panda. This had better be Snoop Dogg's boat, fo' rizzle. 06 of 20 Frat Boy Humor Via Reddit. Mmm, fish and chicks. Served extra greasy and crunchy. Wait, never mind. That came out wrong. 07 of 20 Culinary Chuckles Via Barnorama. What an eggcellent pun! We're eggstatic just thinking about it, although we wonder eggsactly how they came up with it. Sorry, please eggscuse us. We'll stop now. 08 of 20 Slip of the Tongue Via Thethrottle. This boat owner is clearly not putting up with any of your bullship. 09 of 20 Let the Dogs Out Via HuffPost. It's a boat full of pugs. A pug boat! We wonder, though: Do they float? 10 of 20 Bad Taste Blues Via TheThrottle. Sure, we know there's nothing funny about a serious liver disease. Still, this is pretty funny bad taste. 11 of 20 More Frat Boy Humor Via Hilarious Boat Names. Juvenile? Yeah, probably. Funny? Definitely. 12 of 20 A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste Via Acid Cow. This captain should hang out with the guy who owns the SS Bullship! We have a feeling they'd really hit it off. 13 of 20 Rhetorical Questions Courtesy of Mark Laizure Photography. Who's Shore Daddy? We don't know—who's yours? 14 of 20 How Many Ways Can You Pun 'Ship'? Via Reddit. This must be the dingy for either the Piece of Ship or the SS Bullship. 15 of 20 A Bombshell of a Pun Via The Throttle. Something tells me that even the real Marilyn Monroe would have thought this was funny, even if gentlemen do prefer outboard motors. 16 of 20 More Hip-Hop Riffs Via Smosh. There's something about boating that makes everybody talk all hip-hop-like. Why is that? And does Flavor Flav approve? 17 of 20 Pier-cing Puns Via Smosh. Yeah, we see what you did there. This is funny on many levels. 18 of 20 Go For It Via Smosh. Because "carpe ocean" just doesn't have the same ring to it. 19 of 20 Adults Only Via LOLpics. Just make sure to wear protection when you're aboard the Sex Sea. Lots and lots of protection...sunscreen and life jackets are a must. 20 of 20 Feel Free to Boa(s)t Via HuffPost. Okay, this one isn't so much a pun as it is a jab, but still! Nothing says, "I've arrived in life and have far surpassed my jerk father's low expectations for me" than buying a big old motorboat.